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call me BoB... or EtheL...

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About Me


what about me? who died and made you the fucking CIA?
I'M FEELING... FUCKING HOSTILE! HOW 'BOUT YOU?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: yes
Birthday: 10-03-74
Birthplace: gaia
Current Location: auschwitz
Eye Color: orange, brown, green and gold
Hair Color: so red it's brown
Height: 5' 8" - i'm a giant hobbit
Right Handed or Left Handed: wrong-handed
Your Heritage: the earth
The Shoes You Wore Today: not too smelly
Your Weakness: breasts
Your Fears: fear itself
Your Perfect Pizza: everything
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: study again
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 2 of them: "fuckit" and "..."
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuckit...
Your Best Physical Feature: it's a package deal
Your Bedtime: tomorrow
Your Most Missed Memory: being able to fly
Pepsi or Coke: freshly squeezed fruit or vegetable juice
MacDonalds or Burger King: fuck right off!
Single or Group Dates: i prefer fresh, pitted dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is evil
Chocolate or Vanilla: yes
Cappuccino or Coffee: no
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: fuck off!
Do you Sing: do i sing or can i sing?
Do you Shower Daily: 23 times
Have you Been in Love: love is a four-letter word
Do you want to go to College: just after my castration
Do you want to get Married: as soon as i can afford a divorce
Do you belive in yourself: depends which side of the depression fence i'm sitting on
Do you get Motion Sickness: no i love spinning wildly and chaotically; rollercoasters rock!
Do you think you are Attractive: some days. also depends which side of the depression fence i'm sitting on
Are you a Health Freak: i am a freak, dunno about the health bit, though
Do you get along with your Parents: i get along with dad better than my mom, but then she is dead, so...
Do you like Thunderstorms: one of my favourite things, as long as i'm really close to the lightning
Do you play an Instrument: does a Mac count as an instrument?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked what, exactly?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: cigarettes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, but i've eaten a couple
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: wtf is a mall?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: that's almost as bad as macdonalds!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: dammit, no
In the past month have you been on Stage: my playground where i play all day
In the past month have you been Dumped: my dog dumped me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: 23 times a day in the shower?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: fnjord
Ever been Drunk: have i ever?
Ever been called a Tease: who, me? never.
Ever been Beaten up: hell, yeah. do it again, baby!
Ever Shoplifted: sure
How do you want to Die: get hit by a really big truck and get smeared all down the tarmac
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: taller, please!
What country would you most like to Visit: ummm, there's 3: Egypt, Russia and Hawaii
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: azure
Favourite Hair Color: raven
Short or Long Hair: clean shaven
Height: tiny
Weight: as above
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: fuck, yeah right! is this a trick question? where's the cops? lost count somewhere around the early millions
Number of CDs I own: no idea. lots. do PS2's count as well?
Number of Piercings: 17
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 23
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests



Scuba diving with sharks, avid philosopher, chocoholic, amateur psychologist, UFO investigator, maniacal somnambulist, rocket science, Russian and Asian poetry, literature and philosophy, erotic masseur, cunning linguist, post hoc prophet, recovering junk & junkies, treasure hunter, bounty hunter, certified synaesthesiac, recovery in its many and varied forms..."Better to live one day as a tiger, than a thousand days as a sheep."

Music:

the harder, the faster, the nastier, the bloodier, the better

dead can dance, cocteau twins, type o negative, pixies, kate bush, siouxsie and the banshees, this mortal coil, foetus, pj harvey, sonic youth, my bloody valentine, einstrzende neubauten, nick cave & the birthday party/ nick cave & the bad seeds, metallica (pre-1990, everything after that is totally fucking pretentious bullshit they USED TO BE my favourite band until they sold out), slayer, led zeppelin, the doors, anthrax, sod, thin lizzy, slade, jimi hendrix, ac/dc, motorhead, jethro tull, john mellencamp, just jinger, springbok nude girls, arno caarstens, lenny kravitz, the clash, cardigans, counting crows, cure, david gray (1995-present), alanis morissette (this chick is an old soul!), beastie boys, apollo four forty, avril lavigne, underworld, non-place urban field, orb, leftfield, fields of the nephilim, orbital, linton kwesi johnson, bob marley, joan armatrading, ozzy osbourne, the prodigy, nine inch nails, ministry, sheep on drugs, the offspring, blink 182, placebo, red hot chilli peppers (including their relatively unknown older more hardcore shit), system of a down, my life with the thrill kill kult, violent femmes, tracy chapman, U2, jane's addiction, foo fighters, queens of the stone age, coldplay, marilyn manson, no friends of harry, sisters of mercy, nirvana, sodom, bathory, death, carcass, napalm death, pink floyd, rodriguez, santana, creed, smashinh pumpkins, iron maiden, depeche mode, rammstein, laibach. i'm one of those strange types who actually enjoys "TECHNO", but then you may not be aware that there's techno and there's TECHNO. anything running at between 180–240 bpm.

My Blog

it's that time again...

starting a new job end of the month.i've done as much as i can possibly do, learned as much as i can possibly learn and it is now time to move on again.fucking a for me!!!
Posted by call me BoB... or EtheL... on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:52:00 PST

south africa's largest backlit billboard...

...possibly even the largest in the world, but this is yet to be confirmed for us...with a total circumference of over 130 meters (430 feet) and a total height of over 20 meters (66 feet), all in all ...
Posted by call me BoB... or EtheL... on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:16:00 PST

who the hell said...

...that rubber is boring?huh? huh?...
Posted by call me BoB... or EtheL... on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:18:00 PST

dearest olga...

...happy easter
Posted by call me BoB... or EtheL... on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:55:00 PST

remember the doors? it's for sale...

really pretty fucking sad, huh? thanks for these pics from a while back, Ralph......
Posted by call me BoB... or EtheL... on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:13:00 PST

dearest olga...

happy birthday!
Posted by call me BoB... or EtheL... on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:33:00 PST

oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!!!

so i organised 4 tickets to "The Most Amazing Show" today!!!! i can't wait... TMAS will be returning to SABC in January 2007... hold onto your g-strings lady guys!
Posted by call me BoB... or EtheL... on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:10:00 PST

The Cure - How Beautiful You Are Lyrics

You want to know why I hate you?Well I'll try and explain...You remember that day in ParisWhen we wandered through the rainAnd promised to each otherThat we'd always think the sameAnd dreamed that dre...
Posted by call me BoB... or EtheL... on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:39:00 PST

iq? quid novi?

ok, so i just took an onlie iq test...stoopid silly test...i got all the questions right...does that make me smart?
Posted by call me BoB... or EtheL... on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:00:00 PST

for the world's sexiest assassin ever...

...cos you wrote such a beautiful poem about beautiful gothic girls... makes you wish you had some latex of your own, now doesn't it?.......
Posted by call me BoB... or EtheL... on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:55:00 PST