Martin in new joke SHOCKER!! |
I think i may finally have taken the cake with my new joke. It's terrible.
What do you call a curry dish made out of melted clocks?
Salvador Dhali
My career as a stand up comedian can only be days aw...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 04:29:00 GMT |
The Biggest Cellardoor Yet!!! |
CELLARDOOR LIVE SAT 30 JUNE LIVE ON STAGE: Dirty skirts Taxi Violence kidofdoom Japan & I Jim Neversink Harris Tweed Diesel Whores This is the big one...we launch the second Cellardoor CD featurin...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 23:39:00 GMT |
The Cellardoor - Its Mart n Marcs Birthday |
It's Mart n Marc's Birthday
The Cellardoor& you know the place& where you get to listen to music that you don't generally get to listen to& where the live bands occasionally outshine the genius boys ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:58:00 GMT |
God Bless you Mr Vonnegut |
So it's finally here. The day that I'd been expecting, and dreading for a while now.
Mr. Kurt Vonnegut Jnr is dead.
I was accused of being dramatic because I wanted to spend the day in bed wit...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:20:00 GMT |
A momentous announcement!! |
Folks, this life of hedonism is over. Late nights, loose women, loose nights, late women.. It's all old hat. I had been pondering a change of direction regarding: lifestyle quite a bit of late. Then t...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:20:00 GMT |
List of stuff for when i go |
It's the ex-goth in me& But heading towards my36th Birthday, it's not an unreasonable train of thought& The knees ache, the mind wobbles (amongst other things), I'm not as snake hipped as I used to be...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:47:00 GMT |
Arcade Fire - Neon bible - a word |
So here it is finally The second most anticipated album of the 21st Century ( First one is the next Interpol record). I'm taking it upon myself to review it, in a completely non biased way. I will ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:56:00 GMT |
Another terribl;e made up joke |
This one really is bad kids...
I apologize in advance
What do you call a female character in a fairy tale with feminine hygiene problems?
Beauty and the Yeast.
Not funny Thomas, now get back to work.
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 21:49:00 GMT |
Kid Of Doom - A fans point of view |
I was invited to DJ at a friend of mine's party sometime last year at Zanzibar in Pretoria. I jumped at the chance because as everybody knows I will -play at the opening of a chip packet. Her main see...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:45:00 GMT |
MYSPACE - A place to say absolutely nothin.. |
Yes I've completely run out of things to say, and no-one is bothered about Frank, so I'm transferring "joke" corner to my page...
So to get the ball rolling, I will start with a new one I'm still work...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 05:14:00 GMT |
