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yadada yoda

You never thought a man so short could be so loong

About Me

Im your basic little green genious. All I'm about is showing Luke how to use the Force. You meere mortals will never understand that. My other goals consist of blowing up the Death Star, bitch slappin Darth Vader, blowin weed with Keak, coutin my Gouda with 40, and showin Princess Lea what a real town nigga is 'bout. In the future, the everyone in the Universe will have to use town slang....YADDAYODA...and drive scappers.

My Interests

Town Shit, Porn Stars, and anything Hyphy from THE BAY...

I'd like to meet:

Tony Danza, Ellen, Lexington Steele, Joakin Noah, Michael Vincent, The Kinishner, Kato the Police, Crunch Black, Hammer, and all the single ladies that love little green guys with PIPEDOLA!!

Music:

I FUCKS WITH BAY SHIT........

Movies:

Are you serious....I HATE Star Wars because all it brings out all those geeks that never get laid, and get dressed up for the damn premiere like 12 year fags.........

Television:

FLAVOR OF LOVE......CAUSE FLAVOR FLAV IS THE ONLY MUTHAFUCKA UGLIER THAN ME!!!!

Books:

WHAT THE FUCK DO I NEED TO READ FOR????? I GOT THE MUTHAFUCKIN FORCE!!!

Heroes:

The Bishop Don Magic Juan....because that nigga love green more than me!