I'm a 36-year-old panda, but as you can see, I take good care of my body. I'm RIPPED! Most of my free time is spent drinking and doing sit-ups. That's why I'm so RIPPED!!! Like a freakin' cheese grater, baby.
Some kid chewed off most of my face when I was little, but I make up for it with my RIPPED abs. Just don't look at my face. I still have eyes, but that's about it. Later in my life a dog ripped all my limbs off, but I was stitched back together, and now I'm stronger than ever... and RIPPED!Our Mascot, and my buddy.
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