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Carissa

i'd prefer talking to you when your head's not up your ass

About Me

IN A NUTSHELL...28 YEAR OLD ACTRESS. MOVED TO PHILADELPHIA OVER A YEAR AGO FROM BETHLEHEM, PA. CURRENTLY SUPPORTING MYSELF WITH A "REAL" JOB UNTIL I GET FAMOUS. LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FAMOUS PART. I LIKE POSITIVITY. I LIKE TO LAUGH. I LIKE MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH. I LOVE GOOD FRIENDS. I LOVE MY FRIENDS. I LOVE MY FAMILY. I LOVE THAT I HAVE MEANINGFUL FRIENDSHIPS AND RELATIONSHIPS. I LOVE LOVING, EVEN THOUGH IT CAN BE PAINFUL IT'S WORTH IT EVERY TIME. I LOVE TAKING CHANCES. PEOPLE WHO DON'T TRADE IN THEIR INTELLIGENCE FOR A PRETENTIOUS, SELF-RIGHTEOUS, CONDESCENDING OUTLOOK ON THE REST OF THE WORLD. ADMITTING WHEN I'M WRONG. MAKING MISTAKES. LEARNING. BEING HUMAN AND FALLIBLE. MAKING THE BEST OUT OF EVERY SITUATION BECAUSE IT CAN ALWAYS BE WORSE. HELPING THOSE WHO HAVE IT WORSE. BEING KIND. GETTING CHANCES. GIVING CHANCES. LIVING MY LIFE THE WAY I WANT TO LIVE IT. LIVING... I LOVE LIVING. OTHER THINGS "ABOUT ME" THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW. I LIKE TO JOKE. ALSO IF I CONSIDER YOU "COOL" THEN I FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO REFER TO YOU (AS I DO ALL OF MY FRIENDS) WITH THE FOLLOWING..."BITCH", "ASSHOLE", "WHORE", "HOOKER", AND OF COURSE (IF I REALLY LIKE YOU) "DOUCHE" OR "DOUCHEBAG". AN EXAMPLE OF THIS WOULD BE "I LOVE YOU BITCH!" OR "HEY DOUCHEBAG! HOW YA DOIN' WITH YOUR DOUCHEY SELF?!?" IF I'M ACTUALLY MAD AT YOU...I WILL TELL YOU. I'M VERY HONEST. SO TO CLEAR UP ANY CONFUSION I WILL ACTUALLY SAY THE WORDS "YOU'VE PISSED ME OFF" FOLLOWED BY THE AFORE MENTIONED FOUL LANGUAGE. LOOK...IF MY CAT CAN UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME BEING PLAYFUL AND ME BEING PISSED THEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO AS WELL. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS OR I NEED TO EXPLAIN MY SENSE OF HUMOR THEN DON'T BOTHER. ALSO MY "PROFILE SONG" IS NEVER EVER ABOUT YOU...OR AN EX OR A CURRENT OR WHATEVER. MY SONGS ARE ALWAYS EITHER "ABOUT ME" OR IN MEMORY OF SOMEONE I LOVE. I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE IN THE 28 YEARS I'VE BEEN HERE. I LIVE MY LIFE TO THE FULLEST AND IN A WAY THAT IS CARING AND LOVING. I DO IT FOR THE PEOPLE I LOVE, THE PEOPLE I'VE LOST, THE PEOLPE WHO WISH THEY STILL COULD. AND I DO IT RIGHT. I MAKE IT COUNT. AND I CARE. IF YOU'RE STILL READING THIS THEN YOU HAVE POTENTIAL.

My Interests

ALL THINGS FUN AND/OR FUNNY ...AND COFFEE!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

DUE TO RECENT EVENTS I WILL SAY... "NORMAL" HUMAN BEINGS. ESSENTIALLY PEOPLE WHO ARE VOID OF PSYCHOTIC TENDIES THAT LEAD TO THE ABUSE OF MY CAR OR ANY OTHER PROPERTY I POSSESS. IF AFTER 48 HRS. I DON'T FEEL LIKE I NEED TO CHANGE MY IDENTITY... THEN I WANT TO MEET YOU.

Music:

UHHH... YES. I LIKE IT... ALL... PRETTY MUCH. OKAY... PIXIES, SOUL COUGHING, PEDRO THE LION, MORRISEY WITH AND WITHOUT THE SMITHS, DAVID BOWIE, HOT HOT HEAT, STAIND, JEFF BUCKLEY, ERASURE, FLAMING LIPS, CAKE, TORI AMOS, MARILYN MANSON, EMINEM, LUDACRIS, NIRVANA, KELLY CLARKSON, ASLYN,COURTNEY LOVE, THE CURE, PJ HARVEY, MARVIN GAYE, ELLA FITZGERALD, ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN, RADIOHEAD, DAMIEN RICE, NIN, JACK'S MANNEQUIN, THE KINKS, BARRY WHITE, NEIL YOUNG, ARETHA FRANKLIN, TINA TURNER, BLONDIE, IRENE CARA, THE BEATLES, JANIS JOPLIN, LYNYRD SKYNYRD, FRANZ FERDINAND, MISSY ELLIOT, WHITE STRIPES, TEARS FOR FEARS, HOOVERPHONIC, MAGIC NUMBERS, JAMES, LOCAL H, DEAD KENNEDYS, DEPECHE MODE, DEFTONES, VIOLENT FEMMES, DINOSUAR JR., TOM PETTY, T-REX, SEX PISTOLS, THE CLASH, AUDIOSLAVE, STEVE PERRY, TALKING HEADS, BIKINI KILL, CYNDI LAUPER, TOOL, W.O.D., WEEZER, DURAN DURAN, R.E.M., HAZEL, PAT BENETAR, HEART, BAD RELIGION, NIRVANA, ELVIS, U2, PATTI SMITH, PETER MURPHY, ABBA, THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS, CONCRETE BLONDE, BJORK, BOB DYLAN, JANE'S ADDICTION, THE SUGARCUBES, THE STOOGES, ROLLING STONES, JOHNNY CASH, FRANK SINATRA, AND MANY MORE...

Movies:

EVEN THOUGH MOST OF HER RECENT MOVIES HAVE BEEN WRONGFULLY MOCKED... ANYTHING WITH JODIE FOSTER, WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT, CLOSER, THE COLOR PURPLE, GREASE, NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE, GARDEN STATE, FLASHDANCE, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS, BEING JOHN MALKOVICH, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND, HARRY POTTER (ALL OF THEM), KARATE KID, ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION, HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITECASTLE, JFK, MAY, GODFATHER, DELIVERANCE, THE HUNGER, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, FIGHT CLUB, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, BLADE RUNNER, IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, THE LAST DRAGON, SHREK AND SHREK 2, OLD SCHOOL, ROAD TRIP, BEACHES, FINDING NEMO, OH AND RENT...RENT SUCKS! I CONSIDER THAT MOVIE THE SOURCE OF ALL THINGS EVIL ON THIS PLANET. ROMEO AND JULIET, MONTY PYTHON, JERSEY GIRL, HAPPY GILMORE, ROUNDERS, HOUSE OF THE FLYING DAGGERS, HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY, STEWIE GRIFFIN THE UNTOLD STORY, 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, PSYCHO, ANYTHING WITH CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, ACE VENTURA, LIAR LIAR, BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER, HIGH ART, BOUND, ALL THE AUSTIN POWER'S MOVIES, ALONG CAME POLLY, 8 MILE, PULP FICTION, BOOMERANG, THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY, THE GOLDEN CHILD, SIXTEEN CANDLES, BREAKFAST CLUB, BEST IN SHOW, WAITING FOR GUFFMAN, TITANIC, SAVED, MY COUSIN VINNY, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN, LABRYNTH, LEGEND, STAR WARS, 28 DAYS LATER, BACK TO THE FUTURE, SAY ANYTHING, UNDERCOVER BROTHER, THE FAMILY STONE, BASKETBALL DIARIES, TEAM AMERICA, GI JANE, ABOUT A BOY, A LOT LIKE LOVE, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE, RUNNING WITH SCISSORS, AND MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MORE....

Television:

WILL AND GRACE, FAMILY GUY, THE L WORD (EVEN THOUGH I'M SERIOUSLY NOT HAPPY THAT THEY KILLED OFF DANA), STRANGERS WITH CANDY, ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS, ALL THINGS COMEDY CENTRAL. What Character on the LWord are you?
You are Shane. Everyone wants you, boys, girls, even household plants. You light up a room and make everyone wish they could be next to you.
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Books:

ANYTHING BY HUNTER S. THOMPSON

Heroes:

MY FAMILY. THEIR LOVE, COMPASSION, AND STRENGTH CONTINUE TO AMAZE ME EVERYDAY.

My Blog

saturday my brother joins the ranks...

of the college graduates!!! that's right my brother's graduation is this saturday. i'm so proud of him! i will post pictures after saturday     
Posted by Carissa on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:19:00 PST