My girlfriend, Erin and my friend, Zach set this page up for me. I have no idea how any of it works and will probably never log on to change anything. Erin and Zach have the password and can do with this page whatever they please. I sincerely hope that they are nice to me on here and don't make me look like too big of an ass.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
The unfettered geniuses who discovered beer and how to mix martinis.
