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What is your name?: Michael
Are you named after anyone?: Yea...my fuckhead dad
What's your screename?: blunt_man000/G-Money Jenkins
Would you name a child of yours after you?: Naw i dont like my name
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: probly michelle or sumthin cuz thats my moms name
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: Shit...i dunno..probly christian or derek or jarred
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: no but ppl ALWAYS spell my fucking name micheal it gotdam michAEl
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: fuck yes
Basics
Your gender:: i have a penis
Straight/Gay/Bi:: I enjoy vagina
Single?: yup
If not, do you want to be?: heh?
Birthdate:: May 25th
Your age:: 16
Age you act:: 10 to 30
Age you wish you were:: 21
Your height:: 6'1 maybe...6'0
Eye color:: brown/green
Happy with it?: fuck it
Hair color:: blonde/black
Happy with it?: I dont hate it
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: ambidextrous
Your living arrangement:: A cardboard box on mainstreat behin a bar
Your family:: black/asian/mexican
Have any pets?: a puerto rican dog named hank
Whats your job?: I make fuckin sandwiches at subway bitch so what!?
Piercings?: nope
Tattoos?: Yea i got one n i want more
Obsessions?: vagina and a special lil tree
Addictions?: vagina and a special lil tree
Do you speak another language?: blackanese and a dude named blake taught me how to say "wheres the weed at" in espaniol
Have a favorite quote?: "fuck it"
Do you have a webpage?: ur lookin at it
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: I say happy now sad later and that gits me in so much trouble
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: kinda
Do you have any secrets?: lots
Do you hate yourself?: nope
Do you like your handwriting?: yup
Do you have any bad habits?: smoking,drinking,lieing,hell this list could take days 2 read.
What is the compliment you get from most people?: I usualy dont but...hell i dunno...ppl tell me i could be a model
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: Jackass 3!!!!
What's your biggest fear?: I aint never scared
Can you sing?: no
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: no im me dammit
Are you a loner?: no i love hangin out w ppl
What are your #1 priorities in life?: not be broke n shit
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: HELL YEA!!!!!!
Are you a daredevil?: sumtimes
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: naw...
Are you passive or agressive?: both
Do you have a journal?: no i dnt like to write
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: I can fly and my weakness is kryptonite
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I wouldnt
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: yes
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: I would say about half of the choices ive made in my life
Do you think life has been good so far?: its good sumtimes
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: dont do drugs and yall dat no me know wat im talkin bout
What do you like the most about your body?: Ask ur mom she knows quite well
And least?: ima fatass
Do you think you are good looking?: no
Are you confident?: yes/no/yea/naw
What is the fictional character you are most like?: Master Shake/Tony Montanna
Are you perceived wrongly?: yea a lot of times but i dont care
Do You...
Smoke?: yup rite now
Do drugs?: I used ta be a tony montana like figure but all dat shits gone now
Read the newspaper?: sumtimes
Pray?: Sumtimes
Go to church?: Yea but ima hypocrite
Talk to strangers who IM you?: i dont im
Sleep with stuffed animals?: naw
Take walks in the rain?: sumtimes...i dunno y tho...?
Talk to people even though you hate them?: nope
Drive?: yup
Like to drive fast?: yup
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: kinda
Hurt yourself?: naw
Been out of the country?: nope
Eaten something that made other people sick?: nope
Been in love?: yup
Done drugs?: didnt u already ask me this?
Gone skinny dipping?: 1 time
Had a medical emergency?: yes flatlined 4 times
Had surgery?: on my eye when i was real lil
Ran away from home?: yup
Played strip poker?: yes n its da shit
Gotten beaten up?: yup
Beaten someone up?: yup
Been picked on?: yup
Been on stage?: yup
Slept outdoors?: yup
Thought about suicide?: naw
Pulled an all nighter?: ?????????????????
If yes, what is your record?: ?????????????????
Gone one day without food?: yup
Talked on the phone all night?: yup
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: yup
Slept all day?: many times
Killed someone?: so many ppl i lost count
Made out with a stranger?: no
Had sex with a stranger?: nawwwww g
Thought you're going crazy?: many a time
Kissed the same sex?: no
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: nope
Been betrayed?: yup
Had a dream that came true?: i think so
Broken the law?: 6 ta 38 times a day
Met a famous person?: depends o wat u think is famous
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: no
On purpose?: ya
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: yea
Stolen anything?: lots of times
Been on radio/tv?: once
Been in a mosh-pit?: i started one in 8th grade
Had a nervous breakdown?: no
Bungee jumped?: In Gatlinburg
Had a dream that kept coming back?: lots of times w tha same ppl in it
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: yes/kinda/no
Miracles?: yup
Astrology?: kinda
Magic?: i dunno but dat shits pretty cool tho
God?: yes i do
Satan?: yes
Santa?: i want to but im not 5
Ghosts?: not realy but sumtimes i wonder
Luck?: yup
Love at first sight?: no/yes/naw
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: yup
Witches?: no
Easter bunny?: no
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: yes/no
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: i wish
Do you wish on stars?: yes
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: yes
Do you think God has a gender?: i think he's a dude but i dunno
Do you believe in organized religion?: huh?
Where do you think we go when we die?: heaven or hell...or iraq
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: no
Who is your best friend?: derek
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: i dunno
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: Shit usually goes thru one ear n out the other
Your favourite inside joke?: ?
Thing you're picked on most about?: ?
Who's your longest known friend?: derek
Newest?: rob
Shyest?: marc
Funniest?: derek
Sweetest?: ?
Closest?: derek
Weirdest?: cris
Smartest?: ?
Ditziest?: ?
Friends you miss being close to the most?: ?
Last person you talked to online?: a chick named kayla
Who do you talk to most online?: whoever i feel like
Who are you on the phone with most?: no body i hate talkin on the fone
Who do you trust most?: I dont realy trust anybody that much
Who listens to your problems?: my mom
Who do you fight most with?: my mom
Who's the nicest?: my mom
Who's the most outgoing?: me
Who's the best singer?: ?
Who's on your shit-list?: ?
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: yup (no guys)
Who's your second family?: jarred cooks family
Do you always feel understood?: hell no
Who's the loudest friend?: derek
Do you trust others easily?: no
Who's house were you last at?: mine
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:: my moms
Do your friends know you?: yup
Friend that lives farthest away:: donnie
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: no
What do you find romantic?: ?
Turn-on?: nice tits
Turn-off?: ugly face
First kiss?: ?
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: good i gess
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: no/yes
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: yes
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv: no
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: i hope not
What is best about the opposite sex?: ass n titties
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: emotions
What's the last present someone gave you?: a kick in the ass...
Are you in love?: nope
Do you consider your significant other hot?: what?
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: ?
You wanted to kill?: my dad
That you laughed at?: hannah stewart
That laughed at you?: ?
That turned you on?: u no if ur readin this cuz ur datin sumone
You went shopping with?: ?
That broke your heart?: ?
To disappoint you?: my mom
To ask you out?: ?
To make you cry?: ?
To brighten up your day?: hannah cuz i always crack on her
That you thought about?: kirsten
You saw a movie with?: tiffany
You talked to on the phone?: kirsten
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: ?
You saw?: kirsten
You lost?: tiffany
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: nope im doin this long ass survey
Will it be with your significant other?: negative
Or some random person?: heeeeeh?
What are you wearing right now?: shorts and a(black)wifebeat
Body part you're touching right now:: my nuts
What are you worried about right now?: going back to court/school
What book are you reading?: hustler
What's on your mousepad?: mouse
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: 1I 2Feel 3like 4shit 5man
Are you bored?: yup
Are you tired?: kinda
Are you talking to anyone online?: a chick named kayla thats problylike wat tha fuck is takin him so long to msg me back?
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: no
Are you lonely or content?: content ho
Are you listening to music?: yup dope boi magic
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