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Jake (that guy)

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About Me

I'm the toughest motha this side of Southern Illinois bitchs!!!.....(damn this cup of ice tea with a lemon wedge is heavy)

My Interests

Playing the didgeridoo, poking people who work at the grocery store, assaulting assorted mascots at sporting events, eating jelly belly jelly beans, being a teenage abstract expressionist, and hanging with friends.

I'd like to meet:

People...I didn't know I'd have to meet goddamn people on this site....well i guess if i have to I'd have to say, well somebody who is cool by my standards...and believe me those are high...im kind of a dick, a totally awesome girl would also be nice....or perhaps just even a confused young man.....im not to picky. Oh and I almost forgot...I'd like to meet somebody who can tell when im joking and tell when im being serious.

Music:

Rock, Indie Rock, Some Metal, Jazz, A lil Rap, A Country Song or Two on the Side

Movies:

Any movie is good for me...I'm a big movie critic though so if the movie sucks, I wont be afraid to say it.

Television:

Yeah I dig the television...but who honestly cares....in case you do though you can just email me i guess.

Books:

I like alot of books....I dig print ya know....GO DAN BROWN!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

Daniel Kessler, John Stamos, Zack Winding.