flying for dummies |
Flying for DummiesThe Rules of the AirStolen shamelessly from somewhere on the Internet1.. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.2.. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigge...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:10:00 GMT |
Man Laws |
Man Laws1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelin...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:33:00 GMT |
Fuck |
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f wor...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 20:57:00 GMT |
Math 101 |
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.This evidently angered the ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:47:00 GMT |
My Purina diet |
I have a Black Lab named Prozzy & I was buying a large bag of Purina atWal-Mart and was in line to check out.A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, Iwas starting T...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 13:35:00 GMT |
My First Time. |
The sky was darkThe moon was highWe were aloneJust she and IHer hair was brownHer eyes were tooI knew just whatShe wanted to doSo with my courageI did my bestAnd placed my handUpon her breastI tremble...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:59:00 GMT |
The New FAX of Life |
A little boy goes to his dad and asked,"Daddy , How was I born".Well the dad said, I guess you will need to know one day,Your mom and I first got together in a yahoo chatroom,Then I set up a date with...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 19:15:00 GMT |
New Scam. Be Aware |
A `heads up' for you and any friends you have who may be regular Costco customers.Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get the family's g...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 15:13:00 GMT |
Pubes |
O.K. so I just shaved off the pubes. Now it looks like some poor little sea creature has done lost its home down there. And my bathroom looked like Chewbaca shed in there. I'm going ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 19:04:00 GMT |
He was injured bad. |
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Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 05:15:00 GMT |
