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Kelli

I am here for Friends

About Me

I watch movies and sometimes paint. I have a degree in art and some how I ended up with a shitty ass job as an under paid paralegal for a collection law firm. It sucks! I'm a serious introvert and find it very difficult to talk to people. I also get drunk and make a total ass out of myself more often than I probably should. I can't sleep at night and I hate getting out of bed in the morning. I have no sense of time and no sense of direction. I suck at life! Go to http://kellicoghlan.deviantart.com to see more of my paintings

My Interests

art, movies

I'd like to meet:

I give up

Music:

this and that, sometimes I listen to Belle and Sebastian, The Velvet Underground, Elliot Smith, The Smiths, The Cure, The Pixies, Radiohead, Arcade Fire, Aphex Twin, Leonard Cohen, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, etc. some Cheesy 80's music, theme music from Italian horror movies, I like a lot of random songs just because they were in good movies

Movies:

The Shining and other Kubrick movies, The Hills Have Eyes (the original but the remake is also good), Quentin Tarentino movies, Texas Chainsaw Massacre(original),Todd Solondz, The Evil Dead trilogy, Requiem for a Dream, Labrynth, Troll, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski and other Cohen Brothers movies, Silent Night Deadly Night and other Christmas horror movies (although I haven't seen many that don't suck), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Zombie and other Fulci movies, Taxi Driver, Eraserhead and other David Lynch stuff, Interview with a Vampire, True Romance, Night of the Living Dead and sequels, Dellamorte Dellamore, Brain Damage and the other Hennenlotter movies, Friday the 13th, Twitch of the Death Nerve, Maniac, Serial Mom,Female Trouble,RE-Animator, Audition and other Miike movies, Peter Jackson, Argento, Cronenberg, Cabin Fever, Hostel, Kevin Smith movies, Wet Hot American Summer, Sunset Boulevard, Blood Diner, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (best movie ever), Pan's Labrynth, Grind House, too many more to list

Television:

Six Feet Under, Carnivale, Upright Citizens Brigade, twin Peaks (none of these are even on tv any more)Dexter, Flight of the Concords (more recent)

My Blog

My life is stupid.......

STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!
Posted by Kelli on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:02:00 PST

Broken hearted once again............

I'm pretty sure I'm going to grow old and die alone.
Posted by Kelli on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:13:00 PST

Life Sucks!!!

I am sitting home doing absolutely nothing on a saturday night and I did the same thing last night. I am so pathetic. Someone stab me in my throat!
Posted by Kelli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hate The World?

I don't exactly know what that blog had to do with hating world. OH Well WHO Cares I Guess. I Guess I HATE the world FUCK YOU WORLD!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Kelli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kill my computer!

If only my computer worked it would not suck so much.
Posted by Kelli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I wonder

I wonder how I can be so drunk? I seriously did not drink that much.I don't get it , but I can't see very well. I can't hold up my h4ead. I'm surprised i can tyoe.what ever, just fucking put me out of...
Posted by Kelli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hate me

I hate me and you hate me and thats why you hate me and me and hate and hate me! If you kill me I will understand.
Posted by Kelli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if what is it if it is?

what in the what is going is going on? Hmm, I wonder.......
Posted by Kelli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate me!

I'm bored, sad, lonely a little drunk on a Monday night. I think i need to get a life, or maybe for now I'll just go watch a movie when i should be going to sleep. I am so lame!
Posted by Kelli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Diahrea of the vagina in your eye

vaginal sentence in miracle penis. My brother is so drunk!
Posted by Kelli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST