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GIR

I am here for Dating

About Me

This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5Name: GirRace: Irken S.I.R. (standard information retrievial) robot unit.Age: About seven monthsFavorite food: Tacos, Taquitos, Pizza, Bacon, Burritos, "poop" products such as poopcorn, poopcola. (pretty much will eat anything)Gir was given to Zim by the Tallest. Gir was actually thrown together and has a rubber band, a piece of gum, and a bouncy ball for a brain...for some reason he works. Gir isn't the brightest crayon in the box.

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Name: GirRace: Irken S.I.R. (standard information retrievial) robot unit.Age: About seven monthsFavorite food: Tacos, Taquitos, Pizza, Bacon, Burritos, "poop" products such as poopcorn, poopcola. (pretty much will eat anything)Gir was given to Zim by the Tallest. Gir was actually thrown together and has a rubber band, a piece of gum, and a bouncy ball for a brain...for some reason he works. Gir isn't the brightest crayon in the box.

I'd like to meet:

Gaz: Dib drank the last soda. HE WILL PAY!-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ Dib: They're coming, Gaz! They really are! Gaz: Who's coming, Dib? Dib: I... Don't... know!------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- Dib: What about his horrible green head? Zim: INSOLENT SCHOOLBOY - it's a skin condition. Dib: [to Class] And he's got no ears! Is that part of your skin condition, Zim? No ears? Zim: Yes.-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ Gir: I love this show!------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- [Zim steals all the kids organs excepts Dibs] Dib: I suppose you've got a heart in there? Zim: Six of them. Dib: Intestines? Zim: Large or small? Dib: Spleen? Zim: In six different colors.----------------------------------------------------- --------------------------- [Zim is inside Dib's body] Zim: At this very moment I'm in a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly attached to your arm control nerve. Dib: Arm control nerve? Zim: Yes, arm control nerve. Dib: In my belly? Zim: Yes. Dib: Humans don't have arm control nerves. Zim: Do not question me! I control your arms!------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- Zim: Now, Dib, I leave you to your... eh Gir: Moosey fate! Say moosey fate! Zim: Your moosey fate. Gir: [laughs]---------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------- Zim: Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------- Dib: Ms. Bitters, have you noticed anything strange about the hamster? He's three times his size and he has that hideous throbbing alien device on his back.------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- Krazy Taco Cashier: Thanks for coming to Krazy Taco, can I take your order? So that's two large tacos, burrito, and a medium Gir, take us back to the base right now, you want a drink with that?------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- Gir: Tell me a story about giant pigs!------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- Zim: GIR. Gir: Yes, master? Zim: GIR, I have your tacos! Gir: Gimme! Zim: No, GIR. Gir: But I neeeeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes.-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies. Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now. [singing] Gir: Doom doom doom...----------------------------------------------------- --------------------------- Gir: I'm gonna sing the doom song!! Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom...----------------------------------------------------- --------------------------- Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- Zim: Good question. I don't care!------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- [a mystic escape portal is in Dib's own forehead] Zim: There! That should be wide enough. Dib: What about me? How do I get back? Zim: Good question! BUT I DON'T CARE!------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes. Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime. Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ Zim: Now, to unleash screaming temporal doom!------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------- Zim: What are you watching? Gir: Angry monkey. Zim: That's one horrible monkey! Gir: Mmhmm.------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------- Zim: Wait a minute. You're in the houses computer? Gir: Uh-huh Zim: You're the new brain? Gir: I guess so!

Music:

Making my way downtown Walking fast Faces pass And I'm home boundStaring blankly ahead Just making my way Making a way Through the crowdAnd I need you And I miss you And now I wonder....If I could fall Into the sky Do you think time Would pass me by 'Cause you know I'd walk A thousand miles If I could Just see you TonightIt's always times like these When I think of you And I wonder If you ever Think of me'Cause everything's so wrong And I don't belong Living in your Precious memories'Cause I need you And I miss you And now I wonder....If I could fall Into the sky Do you think time Would pass me by 'Cause you know I'd walk A thousand miles If I could Just see you TonightAnd I, I Don't want to let you know I, I Drown in your memory I, I Don't want to let this go I, I Don't....Making my way downtown Walking fast Faces pass And I'm home boundStaring blankly ahead Just making my way Making a way Through the crowdAnd I still need you And I still miss you And now I wonder....If I could fall Into the sky Do you think time Would pass us by 'Cause you know I'd walk A thousand miles If I could Just see you...If I could fall Into the sky Do you think time Would pass me by 'Cause you know I'd walk A thousand miles If I could Just see you If I could Just hold you Tonight

Movies:

Alien Vs Predator,Predator 2,Predator,i, Robot,saving silverman

Television:

INVADER ZIMother show's

Books:


GIR // GIR is one of the most hilarious people on
the show. He's a robot and is SUPPOSED to be
helping Zim. His quote is "Can I be a
moongoose dog?"

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