Hello, Freaks and Lowlives! I've got something to tell all you wankers, who sit in your rooms, slicing your wrists, listening to My Chemical Romance, thinking because you listen to Norma Jean, your hardcore in the Metal Scene. I'M GONNA GET UP IN YOUR ASS!!! You arent worth the TeePee i wipe my Hairy ass with in the Metal Scene!!!! I eat Fags like you for breakfast!!!! I'm back, and all I'm interested in is crackin' skulls and kickin' ass, Heavy Metal Style!!!!! Fuck Yeah!!!! Amen!!!
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Blood
Color ? Red and black
Food ? steak
Item of clothing ? my trench coat
Meal of the day ? dinner
Feature on yourself ? my fingers, when throwing up the horns!
Quality in a guy/girl ? Fucking insane!!
Phrase ? fuck yeah!
Song ? Duality, by Slipknot
Musical Artist/Band ? Burzum
Sport ? Olympic Ass Kicking
Movie ? House of a Thousand Corpses, Devil's Rejects
TV Show ? I dont watch tv, it's a mind control device...
Radio Station ? i dont listen to much Secular music
Type of Chocolate ? the kind you eat, dumbass...
Eye Color ? Black, or grey...
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? i have a Chiuahua that will eat you....
Have any piercings ? no, but i will soon get loads...
Have any tatoos ? no, but i will soon...
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend no, i'm not the kind of scum that cheats...
Gone skinny dipping ? yes, loads of times...
Been to Europe ? yeah, i went to see the site that Euronymous built Helvete on, but it wasent there...
Been to an island ? yeah, England...
Had stitches ? yes, got into a fight with a cop.... and won....
Broken any bones ? yeah. and enjoyed the screams of their owners...
Been stabbed/shot ? i've been shot at, but never actually shot. but yes, i've been stabbed...
Slept until after 12:00 ? yeah, every day...
Stayed up all night ? yes, having sex.
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? only two?
Turned down a dare ? i've never turned down a dare...
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? what the fuck?
Kiss someone of the same sex ? yeah, i kiss my friends....
Cheat on someone you love ? like i said before, i'm not scum....
Run away from home ? yeah... to go to a church burning...
Lie to your parents ? i dont have to.... their dead....
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? no, if i trust her enough to be my girl friend, i'll tell her everything...
Lie to your best friend ? never, Khaos and i have been through to much...
Give a homeless person money ? no, i'de give him a molotov cocktail, and diretions to the nearest church...
Run from the police ? ah, the story of my life...
Bungee jump ? yeah, sounds like a shitload of fun...
Sky dive ? yeah, if i was high offa my ass...
Cross dress ? no, i'm not wearing fucking panties...
Be an exotic dancer ?
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? yeah
Scuba dive ? yeah
Go rock climbing ? fuck yeah!
Go spulunking (caving) ? yeah, to look for the entrance to Hell.....
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? anger
Bologna ? nasty
Hott ? a stupid fucking computer slut
Orange ? good juice
Real world ? a bunch of fags on a tv show
Jack ? The Ripper
Cucumber ? a dildo...
Hip-Hop ? pure, unrefined hatred
Uniform ? pure unrefined rage
UniCORN ! ? where? *loads his crossbow*
Rainbow ? good for the fruits...
Clown ? John Wayne Gacy
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