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The Robot With Jordan Hair, Pt. 1

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About Me


"Stop! The first one to hit the cop wins!
His death was so obvious!
Make up the things that you did.
I hid in bushes, I was tripping on thizz.
Description, of no, sir, you can't ignore.
The lights they are blinding, and you, Man, are such a bore.
Please smash the target!
Please smash the target!
Please smash the target right where the heart sits!
Whoever said we had to stop this from happening?
Why plans changed abruptly and you chose to flee this unstable setting.
And I'll only survive in this life...
I got that necklace, I got that watch
I copped that blow torch, off your front porch.
I'll only survive if it's you by my side...
And I'll only survive in this life...
I got that bottle of Jack, I got five on that sack.
If this fails then I'll bail you out of jail.
It's so obvious you're constantly blocking me from rational thinking.
Maybe I look good in leather?
In my bed I pluck your feathers.
We should really be together!
Now look alive and say you've gotta go!
Well, don't it feel good?
You got what you paid for.
Maybe I look good in leather?
In my bed I pluck your feathers.
We should really be together!
Now look alive and say you've gotta go!
Brace me, Honey, I need friction!
If I slur my words correct my diction.
It’s not always fact or fiction,
I made the plan; I’ll make my own plan.
Period. colon: grammar arsenal,
I think we need some brand new barstools!
A new decor-- Oh man! That cars cool!
I change the plan, I bought my own plan.
The night was innocent,
But, she'll never believe,
That I was alone
The night was innocent!!!
Reciting words I never meant to write.
You want a piece of my mind?
That’s fine that’s fine that’s fine!
You want a piece of my mind? That’s fine!
Just keep your arms around me,
And I won't let your body touch...
I won't let it touch the ground.
Just keep your eyes on me,
And let me be your gravity
Until you can, can sleep sound
Until you can, can sleep sound (2x)
(You’re right I am addicted.
The point, I guess, I missed it...
It’s not your fault, but I’ll blame it on anything but myself.)"
-
"Alex English" by Dance Gavin Dance
Video Games I Am Anticipating
Afro Samurai (360)
Battle Fantasia (360)
Brutal Legend (360)
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia (DS)
Damnation (360)
Darksiders: Wrath of War (360)
Fable 2 (360)
Fallout 3 (360)
Final Fantasy IV (DS)
Guitar Hero: World Tour [4](360)
Infinite Undiscovery (360)
The Last Remnant (360)
MadWorld (Wii)
Metal Gear Solid 4 (I wish I had a PS3 for this...)
Operation Darkness (360
Prince of Persia (360)
Prototype (360)
Resident Evil 5 (360)
Rise of the Argonauts (360)
Saboteur (360)
Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 (PS2)
Soul Calibur IV (360)
Star Ocean: The Last Hope (360)
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (360)
Splinter Cell: Conviction (360)
Street Fighter IV (360)
Tales of Symphonia 2 (Wii)
Tales of Vesperia (360)
Too Human (360)
This Is Vegas (360)
Yay for nerdiness!

My Interests


Critiquing music, movies, and video games.
Playing, writing, and listening to music.
Playin my Xbox 360 and PS2
Playing sports (Soccer mostly.)
Hanging out with my friends.
Writing short stories.
Taking and photo editing pictures.
Making, editing and being in movies.
Crapping in my pants.
Growing out my hair.
Wishing I had money to buy crap with.

I'd like to meet:

Comedians & Actors/Actresses: Will Ferrel, Jim Carrey, Dane Cook, Ben Stiller, Mike Meyers, Steve Martin, Billy Crystal, Seth Meyers, Anyone on old Saturday Night Lives, Mel Gibson, Will Smith, Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Josh Hartnett, Ewan McGregor, Topher Grace, Danny Masterson, Ashton Kutcher, Kate Hudson, Sandra Bullock, Sophia Bush, Brittany Snow, Megan Fox, Tara Reid, Heather Graham, Sarah Chalke, Joanna Garcia, and that's pretty much it.

Artists: Kurt Halsey, Salvador Dali, Teodoru Badiu, Francis Bacon

Comic Book Characters:
Spider Man, Wolverine, Carnage, Venom, Deadpool, Spider Girl, Cat Woman, Green Lantern, Iron Man, and Storm

...

Music:

What You Should Be Listening To
A Day to Remember
A Life Once Lost
A Skylit Drive Alesana
Alexisonfire
Arsonists Get All the Girls
As Blood Runs Black
As Cities Burn
As I Lay Dying
At The Drive-In
Bear Vs. Shark (RIP)
Between the Buried and Me
The Black Dahlia Murder
The Bled
Bless the Fall
The Blood Brothers (RIP... they will be missed.)
BoySetsFire
Brand New
Brazil
Bring Me the Horizon
The Chariot
Chiodos
Circa Survive
The Color Of Violence
Damiera
Dance Gavin Dance
Daughters
Dear and the Headlights
Destroy the Runner
The Devil Wears Prada
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Drop Dead, Gorgeous
The Early November
Emery
Esme
Evaline
Every Time I Die
Eyes Set to Kill
The Fall of Troy
Fear Before the March of Flames
Finch (Old Stuff.)(RIP)
Foxy Shazam
From a Second Story Window
Gatsby’s American Dream
Greeley Estates
Gym Class Heroes
The Hills Have Eyes (RIP)
HORSE the Band
The Human Abstract
Jimmy Eat World
Job for a Cowboy (Old CD.)
Kaddisfly
LoveHateHero
Lye By Mistake
Mae
The Mars Volta
mewithoutYou
Minus the Bear
Moros Eros
Morning for the Masses
My America Watches Tigers Die
Norma Jean
The Number Twelve Looks Like You
Pierce the Veil
Portugal. The Man
Protest the Hero
The Receiving End of Sirens (RIP)
Rx Bandits
Saosin
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Secret & Whisper
The Snake The Cross The Crown
Straylight Run
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
Thrice
Thursday
Underminded
underOATH
Vanna
Versus The Mirror
War From a Harlot's Mouth
YouInSeries
Zombies Ate My Neighbors

Gnarly.

Movies:

What You Should Be Watching
28 Days Later
300
30 Days of Night
A Knight's Tale
Akira
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgondy
Batman Begins
Big Fish
Boondock Saints
The Butterfly Effect
The Cell
Children of Men
Conspiracy Theory
Cyborg 009: Unedited and Uncut
Day Watch
Dead Leaves
Donnie Darko
Down in the Valley
El Topo
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
Everything is Illuminated
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Fight Club
The Fountain
Gladiator
The Godfather Trilogy
The Golden Compass
The Grudge 2
Hot Fuzz
I Am Legend
In Bruges
i, ROBOT
The Island
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
The Last Samurai
Lethal Weapon 1 & 2
Little Miss Sunshine
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Lucky Number Slevin
Maverick
Mean Girls
The Mist
Mr. And Mrs. Smith
Night Watch
No Country for Old Men
The Number 23
The Orphanage
Pan's Labyrinth
The Patriot
The Prestige
Pulp Fiction
The Pursuit of Happyness
Ransom
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Scarface
Se7en
Sin City
The Sixth Sense
The Skeleton Key
Smokin' Aces
The Strangers
Sunshine
Sweeney Todd
Transformers
Twelve Monkeys
V for Vendetta
When A Stranger Calls
X-Men Movies
Zodiac
...Just to name a few.

Television:

What You Still Should Be Watching The Simpsons
That 70's Show
Family Guy
Adult Swim Stuff
Cowboy Bebop
Trigun
Speed Grapher
Scrubs
Karas
Gilgamesh
FLCL
South Park
Afro Samurai
Outlaw Star
Ikki Tousen
Reno 911!

Books:

Authors You Should Be Reading Chuck Palahniuk
C.S. Lewis
J.R.R. Tolkien
George MacDonald
Edgar Allen Poe
Tim Burton
H.P. Lovecraft
Ray Bradbury
Nietzsche

...
And last, but not least the Bible.

Heroes:

Forget Heroes...
These Are My Inspirations.
(high-light above.)
The Mars Volta (The Whole Band... They're amazing.)
Flea (of Red Hot Chili Peppers fame)
Tim Burton
Kurt Halsey
Keith Buckley (Every Time I Die)
Anthony Green (Circa Survive)
Geoff Rickley (Thursday)
Spencer Chamberlain (underOATH)
Aaron Gillespie (underOATH)
Craig Owens (Chiodos)
Jordan Blilie (The Blood Brothers)
Johnny Whitney (The Blood Brothers)
Thomas Erak (The Fall of Troy)
Tim Ward (The Fall of Troy)
C.S. Lewis
J.R.R. Tolkien
Ray Bradbury
H.P. Lovecraft
Edward Norton
Chuck Palahniuk

"And you'll soon find... that as time goes by, the more you'll know."