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Loomis Freeman must be stopped...

I saved Latin, what did you ever do?

About Me

Welp, I'm bout four foot tall, 350 lbs and a whole lot to love. If you want to shout me a holla, feel free. If you want to give me a dolla, feel free. If you want to become kabala, feel free.

My Interests

We are the music-makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams.
World-losers and world-forsakers,
Upon whom the pale moon gleams;
Yet we are the movers and shakers,
Of the world forever, it seems.

With wonderful deathless ditties
We build up the world's great cities,
And out of a fabulous story
We fashion an empire's glory:
One man with a dream, at pleasure,
Shall go forth and conquer a crown;
And three with a new song's measure
Can trample an empire down.

We, in the ages lying
In the buried past of the earth,
Built Nineveh with our sighing,
And Babel itself with our mirth;
And o'erthrew them with prophesying
To the old of the new world's worth;
For each age is a dream that is dying,
Or one that is coming to birth.

I'd like to meet:

A dog that has wings, but not like bird wings. I mean sweet bat wings or something. And big teeth and a scorpion tail.I take that back, thats who i would never want to meet.

Music:

The classics like Bing Crosby, Jake the Snake, Filter, you know, stuff like that.

Movies:

This is no laughing matter.

Television:

Smallville, The O.C., Comedy Central Presents, The Dive, Subteranean, Rockzilla, Samurai Jack, Family Guy, Arested Development.

Books:

The Bible, The Giver, The Girl Who Owned a City, Hatchet, Bears on Wheels, Cats Cradle, Jailbird, The Bluest Eye, The Real Ultimate Power, Marvin K Mooney Will You Please Go Now, Where the Wild Things Are, Chica-chica-boom-boom, Harold and the Purple Crayon, Seasame Street Book Series, Ready Set Remember, Ira Sleeps Over, Animorphs Series, The Guiness Book of World Records...

Heroes:

John Stamos, Tory Amos, Famous Amos, Amos and Andy, Andrew Jackson, The Jackson 5, Jurassic 5, Jurrassic Park, Central Park, the Central Perk, and you guessed it... Frank Stalone.

My Blog

Love, Peace, Chicken Greece...

The ancient world was made up of three different places: Gulla-Gulla Island, Chubby's Dinner, and the most famous reindeer of all...Greece!Canadians. Apparently they made up a lot of words, built som...
Posted by Loomis Freeman must be stopped... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If the Romans were so great, how did all their stuff get broke?

Italia, my love, my loss.She was good to me, as good as a giant boot can be (and let me tell ya, those heels can get pretty tough). I started out as any traveler should, on the canals of Venice. Lear...
Posted by Loomis Freeman must be stopped... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Neutral? I would be neutral if I could bathe in Evian!

Ah Switzerland. Home to The Eurpoean UN, delcious food, and a disposition to take sides with no one.We traveled by plane (the prefered way to travel by anyone who is not an idiot) and flew into Geneva...
Posted by Loomis Freeman must be stopped... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The rain in spain...oh never mind...

Welp, another day, another dime, another country. Espana. It all started with a long bus trip out of Portugal (which i might add was playing soft rock music and weird spanish music...I went to sle...
Posted by Loomis Freeman must be stopped... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Out of Africa, and straight to your desktop.

Tanger. Its in Morocco. Its In Africa. And yesterday it got rocked by none other than Brian Jehosephet Moncey. Thats sounds cooler than it was. I rode a long ferry over from Spain. Went on a weird...
Posted by Loomis Freeman must be stopped... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Portugal, more like Portugood.

Portuagal, the city of love. Acutally its a country, and actually it doesnt love you, or me for that matter. Its like one of those people that you know, but you dont really know. Anywho, Portugal, the...
Posted by Loomis Freeman must be stopped... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Top of the mornin to ya...and ya and ya and ya

Soap, its me againg fresh off a plane, some trains, and some busses. Why, oh why you ask? Ireland, the greenest most lucky place on earth, thats why. So it all started with me gaining super pow...
Posted by Loomis Freeman must be stopped... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ich Bin Ein something something...

So this one is delayed, but I figure I would document on here. I hate you at least. Ah the City of Walls, Berlin. And what a time was had. Did you know that snow sucks? Its both cold and wet and m...
Posted by Loomis Freeman must be stopped... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You put Paris, Texas in France (name that movie)

Ah the City of Lights, Paris. And what a time was had. First off, I got to go on a train under the English channel. It was so exciting that I slept the whole time. But I was exciting, based solely o...
Posted by Loomis Freeman must be stopped... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Four words... The Mars Freakin' Volta

I stood at the back of the house. I had just taken the London Underground to the last stop on the Victoria line, Brixton, a city known for its shady streets and strange pizza delivery men. I walked th...
Posted by Loomis Freeman must be stopped... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST