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Johnny C

KhaAaaAaAAaaAAAAn!!!!

About Me

Things are mostly done for. Mostly.

My Interests

Expensive gin/whiskey/wine, nice clothes, getting drunk, and compounding the three.

I'd like to meet:

The friendliest giant.

Music:

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO MMMM!!!

Movies:

The Andromeda Strain, The Big Lebowski, all Stallone movies (the worse the better). I think you're starting to get the picture.

Television:

Tom Goes to the Fucking Mayor. And Metalocalypse.

Books:

Discipline And Punish, The Order Of Things, Papillon, The Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, The Pop-Up Book Of Phobias, The Fortune Cookie Book, Images Of The World

Heroes:

Takeru Kobayashi

My Blog

Your Job Ain't Shite

I'm watching History Channel's "History's Worst Jobs". With that being said, fuck all ye olde job whiners, especially you retail vagabonds! Leech collectors and lime diluters piss on you without ev...
Posted by Patient Johnny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ahem

So touch me already and light up my life.
Posted by Patient Johnny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST