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elyssucka

if i were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes

About Me

my life has become one of attending "special engagements," pool parties, guitar hero, and sitting at the park. [click me]

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i want to be good at wearing high heels.
i also want to hang out with this girl more often:

i like elephants

My Interests

SWINGING ON SWINGSETS
LAZER TAG
MY SISTER JESSICA
PYSCHOLOGY
kitties and puppies
tacos and burritos
VHS' and video tapes
SPARKS
HIDING
pretending i am JESSICA
HOLDING HANDS and CUDDLING
SMILING AND TALKING
LIBRARY JOBS!!!
being known by first name at coffee shops

I'd like to meet:

kareem abdul jabbar

Music:

at the drive in, belle & sebastian, bis, black heart procession, blonde redhead, built to spill, camera obsecura, cursive, dance disaster movement, the delgados, the exploding hearts, gang of four, johnny cash, joy division, the liars, le shok, love as laughter, mineral, mirah, mogwai, moldy peaches, muse, neutral milk hotel, numbers, pavement, portishead, prince, rilo kiley, rocky votolato, skull kontrol, sunny day real estate, the make up, the mars volta, the microphones, the murder city devils, the new pornographers, the pixies, the rapture, the red light sting, the unicorns, the vogue, vue, waxwing, wolf parade, xbxrx

Movies:

Lizzie Mcguire, Battle Royale, Once Were Warriors, Mandy Moore movies, Valley Girl, The City of Lost Children, Wet Hot American Summer, The Ninja Turtles movie, anything on VHS, literally.

Television:

degrassi, the n, disney, 21 jumpstreet (i have season 1,2&3!!), instant star, best week ever, grey's anatomy.

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Books:

DSM-IV-R

THE ADVENTURES OF OSTRICHS IN THE TWENTITH CENTURY
(see below)
The Jew:

The Nazi:

Heroes:

Jessica Rosen, Sandy Decker, Kristin Anderson, Erica Sue, Oskar Mendoza, Miss Cortney Marie, and Grandpa

My Blog

categorical imperative

true story: (this isn't to on key to the subject, but) because i have never killed or harmed anyone... no one was harmed or killed when i hydroplaned and the end result was an 11 car pile and the 5 s...
Posted by elyssucka on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST