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About Me

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My Interests

PLASTIC CANVAS!, romance, teeth, 3d communication, collecting treasures, taxidermy, sewing, color theory, roadkill, stickers, nooks and crannies, wrinkles, wigs, innerds, disection, hat boxes

I'd like to meet:

Big Foot, someone who can teach me how to teleport, Rebecca Horn, David Byrne

Music:

deerhoof, bjork, man man, adult, cex, devo,square pusher, !!!, talking heads, fionna apple, laurie anderson, rococo rot, metric, carol king, kraftwerk, tori, tom waits, the carpenters,B-52's queen, outkast, madonna, joanna newsome, bowie, oui oui, the cars, azure ray, corelli, beetle juice soundtrack, magnetic fields, johnny cash, white noise tom tom club...etc..

Movies:

Alice/ True Stories/ Polyester/ little miss sunshine/ Pee Wee's Big Adventure/ Spirited Away/ The Nightmare Before Christmas/ the waLL/ amelie/ he loves me he loves me not/ princess monanoke/ edward scissorhands/ The Squid and the Whale/ killer clowns from outer space/ waking life/ Labyrinth/ what about bob/ beetlejuice/ Mona Lisa's Smile/ yellow submarine/ the heathers/ redneck zombies/ donnie darko/ Pi/but i'm a cheerleader/ eternal sunshine/ return to Oz/ pecker/ flowers in the attic/ groundhogs day/ pretty much anything with bill murry... twin peaks fire walk with me (except the end)/ rocky horror picture show/ the bad seed/ the princess and the warrior/ monster/ i shot andy warhol/ most films with shirley temple/almost any David Lynch film.../watership down/harold and maude/Robocop/buckaroo bonzai

Television:

Law and Order(SVU),twin peaks, northern exposure, quantum leap, six feet under, sex and the city, animal planet extreme homes, the tomorrow people, the state, the maxx, curb your enthusiasm

Books:

101 unuseless japanese inventions, Any Encyclopedia or medical books, The Boxcar Children, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark,The Johnothan Livingston Seagull Story, The Little Prince, Sybil, Reflections at walden, Deep Thoughts, making violence sexy, sisters of the extreme, little blue and little yellow

My Blog

dad's catch phrases

"you wanna knuckle sandwich?""hey ya hoser!""you're cruisin for a bruisin""stop horsin around""what are y'all cookin up?""i'll give you something to cry about!""eleven thousand eleven houndred and ele...
Posted by Delta Whiskey on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:56:00 PST

DollyWood here i come!!!

it looks like they may have a wax museum there....
Posted by Delta Whiskey on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:27:00 PST

sideshow freak

some people i know saw me walking across the street but didnt recognize me because i was wearing my skistache and long glove. they proceeded into art attack and said "oh man, you wont believe what we ...
Posted by Delta Whiskey on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:58:00 PST

jogging in place while driving

it was fareezing in my car tonight...i had to do something to stay warm.
Posted by Delta Whiskey on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:00:00 PST

attack of the saturdays

Once upon a time there were two young art attackers. They both worked on Saturday and they both had mac books. It seemed to be a quiet and ordinary day at the art store but unbeknownst to them, troubl...
Posted by Delta Whiskey on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:07:00 PST

i went to fantasy attic..

to buy some mannequin heads, and i ended up buying 2 new wigs. i cant help it! i dont need any more wigs i know, but i just cant resist a cute wig. ooohh i dont even have anywhere to put all these wi...
Posted by Delta Whiskey on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:40:00 PST

5th element

i must say...is not as good as i expected. although, i do want orange hair now. i'm a poser.
Posted by Delta Whiskey on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

i'm an artist, you're a christian

my car died in the middle of washtenaw yesterday. i was very greatful when these guys pushed my car out of the street and into the parking lot of pita pita...they were very helpful. the one guy saw a ...
Posted by Delta Whiskey on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:22:00 PST

photobooth..

should seriously come with a warning label
Posted by Delta Whiskey on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:14:00 PST

best joke this year!

Q: what does a cannibal get if he's late for dinner?A: the cold shoulder
Posted by Delta Whiskey on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:47:00 PST