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jack

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About Me

big, tattoos, bassist, can't cook but can heat up a mean veggie kiev.into photography but not too arsed about art. i like peanut butter, curry, vodka and women (not all at the same time, that said tho...),i hate working for a living but since i started working as a cinema projectionist it's all got alot better and now it doesn't look like i'm guna have to sell bits of myself on ebay!don't have a favourite colour, am a jeans and t-shirt kind of person, hate kids but love cats despite being allergic to them (they know it too, furry little buggers...), want more tattoos, have an addiction to buying cd's and dvd's, gadgets and musical equipment.i write short stories and have been known to write poetry in my more arty/moody moments.i'm a bit of a geek on the quiet!went veggie for a new years resolution but still slip in the odd bacon butty! ;) one of the best/hardest choices ive made in years but it's been worth it.

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My Interests

music (various stuff, see bands/songs etc), movies (again, see fave films) photography; (mainly landscape and "things", haven't really had too many oppertunities to photgraph people, they move around and are a little too unpredictable for my photography stlye at the moment).i'm a musician and have been playing bass for years, gigging on and off and generally keeping in and around live music as a sound tech/crew guy.went to the download festival this year (saturday only, none of that camping bollox). mettallica rule! then saw tool in london and they kicked major ass.i work out a bit (not in a "look at my pec's baby, do they get you wet?" vanity way but just to keep in shape.

I'd like to meet:

nobody famous, i've met a few celebs over the years and most have been really cool but some of them have been real tools. famous people are just people, people from history would be too terrified of the world we'vre created to do anything other than panic and load thier shorts and since ive got abunch of friends that are pretty solid i guess i'm really aiming to meet more people like them.that's a tough one. in a nutshell, a "willow from Buffy" sort of girl. one who's intelligent, has a good sense of humour, is broadminded and has good taste in music/films. someone who's going to suggest things i haven't thought of (anything from different foods to more "private" things).in terms of looks i usually go for the short, cute, pale and curvy (not fat, sorry if that level of honesty upsets anyone but i just don't go for it) types but that's just a general trend as there have been at least a couple of tall, slim and tanned girls.i do like girls with tattoos, piercings and new rocks; the general goth/metal look but it's in no way any kind of preference/requirement.

Music:

tool, metallica, prodigy, faithless, massive attack, slayer, machine head, cat power, portishead, megadeth, mudvayne, audioslave, deftones, pink floyd, anathema, aerosmith, anthrax, miles davis, photek, roni size, perfect circle, fear factory, tenacious d, spinal tap, iron maiden, black sabbath, pantera, tori amos. too many to chose from, my mp3's waaaaaaayyyy too packed.

Movies:

fight club, usual suspects, blade runner, sin city, batman begins, the dish, 28 days later, dawn of the dead, shaun of the dead, dodgeball, blazing saddles, star wars (original ones, not the poo prequals), lord of the rings (i don't play dungeons and dragons), the medussa touch, picnic at hanging rock, hellraiser, airplane (I and II), big lebowski, napoleon dynamite, i heart huckerbees, fahrenheit 911, jfk. there are others, i'm a movie addict so i just can't remember them all!as you can probably tell, they're mainly boy films. i saw amelie and chocolate and fell asleep through them both so i guess i have no tolerence for chick flix!

Television:

spaced, black books, csi(vegas and miami, NY just doesn't work for me) criminal minds, never mind the buzzcocks, QI, monty python, nypd blue, documentaries (geek alert!), music channels, battlestar galactica, family guy, top gear (even though i can't drive! i'm a tv junkie

Books:

chuck palahniuk's books, hitchhikers guide series, da vinci code (doesn't everyone?!), the works of dashiel hammett (serious hard boiled detective action from way back when!)not a great devourer of books, short attention span.

Heroes:

heroes are just people and are thus open to the same failings as the rest of us. i therefore raise no one up to a position of hero because at some point they're going to fail you in subtle and spectacular ways. be your own hero by achieveing what you want to in the best way possible with the minimal amount of harm and hassle to others.give to charity, eat healthy and ethically. if we all did this we could all save the world and then we'd all be heroes like those people in the movies only for real.

My Blog

racisim bulltin doing the round

 You call me:"Redneck" **hillbilly, mullet wearing, sister fucking, banjo playing, trailer trash, country music loving genetic dead ends** "Gay" **a word co-opted by the homosexual community to d...
Posted by jack on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:55:00 PST

In rebuttal of an article entitled: "Why won't anyone defend God?"

There appeared in the Daily Mail (a paper I seldom read given that it should be known as the Daily Hatemail) on Saturday July 7th an article by a chap called Peter Lewis which seeks to answer the onsl...
Posted by jack on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 01:10:00 PST

religious stupidity

as some of you may know we here in the UK have had some of the worst flooding on record.it was reported the other day in the daily mail that a bishop had gone on record as stating that the floods were...
Posted by jack on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:09:00 PST

sunshine (plot spoilers!)

sunshine, a film by danny boyle aged old enough to get it right.i had high hopes for this picture (probably too high, i should have learned my lesson after the phantom menace) and for around the first...
Posted by jack on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:34:00 PST

20 quick q's in a myspaz style

20 quick ones1) if you weren't answering this, how tall would i be?2) in the last 5 days have you accidentally re-upholstered a stranger?3) given that tuesday=the 10 of clubs, that one eyed jacks are ...
Posted by jack on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:15:00 PST

20 quick q's in a myspaz style

...> Body: 1) if you weren't answering this, how tall would i be? 2) in the last 5 days have you accidentally re-upholstered a stranger? 3) given that tuesday=the 10 of c...
Posted by jack on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:14:00 PST

homage to the myspaz test

this is the most pointless quiz ever. section 1: YOU.1) without looking at a compass, which way are you facing?2) are you really you?3) are you sure?4) describe yourself in 3 sounds or less.5) you hav...
Posted by jack on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:03:00 PST

drugs

the drug laws in this country and indeed around the world are un-necessarily harsh given that alcohol and tobacco are substantially more harmful and not just to the users. compare the number of cases ...
Posted by jack on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:36:00 PST

regieme change

i was reading in the paper today about the beating of the zimbabwean opposition leader and his followers and i was struck by the notion that here is a country in dire need of regieme change and yet al...
Posted by jack on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:34:00 PST

what grinds my gears

i need to get a couple of things of my chest: 1) indicators. to all driver in the world (particularly cabbies, bmw drivers and generally drivers wherever i live) please be advised that the manufacture...
Posted by jack on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:37:00 PST