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About Me

well i'm a 5'0 tall amateur archery expert. i'm also a part-time cannibalistic food taster. that, i do free of charge. in my leisure time, i like to dress up as distinguishably unique animals, whenever i can and walk amongst humans, awaiting their reactions. i enjoy cookies, but not anything with chocolate or coconuts in it, that bit IS true. and i garden my little brittle neighbors floral garden on sunday morning's while she's at church. to this day, she still thinks her Lord trims her hedges. i'm impossible to get along with, you JUST received permission to ask any of my friends, though most of them are figments of my imaginations. and i wear the same clothes everyday for months at a time. so i don't get confused with any other males... and in some cases females. i'm oblivious as to what deodorant is, and i'm a "hygienic nightmare." i've got a beard that'll reach the toilet seat before my poopchute does, in order to shoot poop. notice i quoted hygienic nightmare? well i quoted that from myself but it's still a quote that can be backed up... by me. in case you're wondering what race i am, which i'm always asked; i'm part viking and part shakespearean. i've never seen the snow, unless you count the frozen section in thou local markets, (i enjoy setting the frostbitten fish free from the bins, and lie in there to make snow angels. i have a pet duck who looks a lot like a dog. i appointed him my Secret Keeper during the great depression of my life, but he HAS betrayed me before, never was able to keep his beak shut. i don't smoke and i don't drink because it's disgusting, but i do smoke and i do drink because i enjoy it. i was conceived AND birthed on a pool table, but if you ask me to play, i'll agree and lose... purposely...yeah purposely.... i bowled a 300 game one time at the local alley, however the judges malevolently took my points down to 0 because i was a foot away from the pins, and i didn't use a bowling ball, but a beer bottle. i threatened to take them to court but after all my friends, and all the lawyers said i shouldn't, i reluctantly agreed. i was so sure i would win though. i played soccer like i had polio, and i ran track as if i was late to work with narcolepsy. i'm actually not a very sporty person, but if you asked me to olympically sing bad karaoke, i would agree to disagree with the disagreeing agreement to disagree.

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Television:

if you haven't already check out; french and saunders blackadder, a bit of fry and laurie and flight of the conchords. these shows are beyond awesome, maybe even rawesome.

Books:

Revenge is Futile. Inner Thoughts. The Seven Seas. 50 Fathoms Below. City Of Water: Atlantis. The Sea Captain's Diary. Rhinestone Bluefin. The Shark That Could Not Bite. The Shark That Could Not Bite Two. A World Of Blue. Under Water. Water Is Wet. Swimming For Dummies (still reading, still can't swim.) Woe is Wet. Tsunami. Tides of Doom. Element: Water. I Drowned in a Whale. Waterman Suicides. Below Sea Level. It Came From The Ocean. *buy my book "Here Today, Water Tomorrow" in book stores now.

My Blog

a cocktail of a new bad word

fuck, shit, shite, cock, balls, ass, bitch ass trick, biatch, dickcheese.these are a few of the most common profanital words i use... daily.now i was talking to my mate, alora, and accidentally came u...
Posted by ferocious lion! on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:24:00 PST

my father’s gun

I just spent quality time with my dad! this may sound weird to you, but given my circumstance with my father, it's a very big deal to me. let me start off by describing a bit about our relationship. H...
Posted by ferocious lion! on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:36:00 PST

"problems"

i think i have a problem, and may have caught it just in time. a part of me wants to say that problem is nothing, it’s a natural part of youth culture, but that part of me saying that, is probab...
Posted by ferocious lion! on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:56:00 PST

where have all the flowers gone?

have you ever wondered what became of all the seedlings you grew up with? in some cases, we’re still with the people we grew up with, but once you get outta highschool or move, or they move, the...
Posted by ferocious lion! on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:38:00 PST

goodbye camels, i’m dreaming of you.

After about a week without cigarettes, i've gained maybe 5 pounds, but that's also due to my current health for i have the proverbial flu, and just recently got that eye drainage thing. 2 for the pri...
Posted by ferocious lion! on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:14:00 PST

emily dickinson

first of all, dying, is just a tad bit extreme. for some of you who know, i've contracted the flu earlier this week. i wasn't really prepared for that because i can actually pinpoint exactly when i go...
Posted by ferocious lion! on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:12:00 PST

rape the seas and grow fat revisited.

no, wait...... i'm just a gullible idiot. haha. i've been had!
Posted by ferocious lion! on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:09:00 PST

im a bad lover

revisited: this is silly. 1-15-08i was reading my horoscope and i realized how silly the action of reading your own horoscope was. then i thought, 'who am i really if i'm to let someone tell me what w...
Posted by ferocious lion! on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:43:00 PST

my theme song.

Here we stand Like an Adam and an Eve Waterfalls The Garden of Eden Two fools in love So beautiful and strong The birds in the trees Are smiling upon them From the age of the dinosaurs Cars have run ...
Posted by ferocious lion! on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:46:00 PST

chicago

Old daysGood times I rememberFun daysFilled with simple pleasuresDrive-in moviesComic books and blue jeansHowdy doodyBaseball cards and birthdaysTake me backTo a world gone awayMemoriesSeem like yeste...
Posted by ferocious lion! on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:35:00 PST