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About Me

"Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something,wearing stripes with plaid comes easy."I'm a dork. I truly appreciate irony. I like to watch the news in satire. I believe that the eternal struggle betweeen dynamic opposites is necessary in maintaining the equilibrium of the cosmos. I have one million opinions, and they are all right. I never exaggerate. I hide a lot, yet am percieved as an open book. I like to make noise. I rally for silly causes. I wanna smile and laugh all the time. I'm not as bad as people think. I hate spam. I think coffee is one of the most delicious things ever, aside from beer. I should wear stripes with plaid more often. I rant sometimes. I like to google things, and I MISS JEEVES. I don't like people who never have anything original to say and affrim the words of others. Gin and tonic makes me forget. I love an eloquent speaker.
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My Interests

I like lots of things. I have a pretty cool kid who's 7. I have two dogs and 2 cats. I like to read but I haven't read a good book in a while....mostly textbooks. I do make time to read every issue of Playboy cover to cover though. I like to watch movies, but HBO and Showtime suck, and I owe late fees to all the video stores in town, and netflix doesn't like me anymore either. I listen to a lot of music and I clean a lot, I like to drink beer and I like to sleep, but I don't do the latter nearly enough.

I'd like to meet:

Good people only. People with interesting things to say. People who entertain me in some respect.He is mine.....all mine.....Yahoo ID: joniehaus

Music:

The Cure is the greatest band of all times, The Ramones, Social Distortion, Sex Pistols, Old Punk stuff. 80's new wave/keyboard bands, and a bit of new stuff as well.

Movies:

Any Tarantino, any Kubrick, David Lynch films. Eternal Sunchine of the Spotless Mind, American Beauty, In America, But I'm a Cheereader, Scarface!!!!!!, any gangster movie.

Television:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. The Colbert Report. The Sopranos. Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends is for kids, but it's awesome.

Books:

Anything by Vonnegut.

Heroes:

Robert Smith. Cheer up RS. Joey Ramone. Hillary Clinton. Wonder Woman.

My Blog

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Posted by The Devil Herself on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 06:34:00 PST

Emo kids r cool

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Posted by The Devil Herself on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:52:00 PST

A love letter to Ann Coulter

This has to be one of the greatest things I have ever seeen. A love letter to Ann Coulter from Henry Rollins. .. height=350 width=425> ..>...
Posted by The Devil Herself on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 11:09:00 PST

Dick Cheney quail shooting game

This entertained me at work for a long time, and it still makes me laugh. The object here is to shoot 10 quail without shooting Harry once. It's not as easy as you might think, especially after having...
Posted by The Devil Herself on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 09:05:00 PST

dysfuntional family members

Every family is dysfunctional in certain ways, I think. I swear I could tell you stories about mine that would make Jerry Springer audiences blush. I choose not to claim the freaks that I ...
Posted by The Devil Herself on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 07:59:00 PST

I have too much time on my hands

well not really....but I have been coming home from work for lunch every day to feed and walk my new puppy. As a way to entertain myself during my lunch hour I have been creating fun little quizzes th...
Posted by The Devil Herself on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 09:33:00 PST

Finally decided to post a new picture

After much consideration, I finally decided on a picture worthy of poting. This pictrure was taken this past Halloween. It may or may not acturately depict what I will look like 40 years from now. I c...
Posted by The Devil Herself on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST