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♣Mr. Guinness Widget♣

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About Me

I'm Kyle.
You Are Super Spicy
You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy.
You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire!
You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kyle
Birthday: 10/30/80 Devils Night!
Birthplace: Cin city
Current Location: Unknown. Ask me later, I might now by then.
Eye Color: Mostly white, with some black and grean, brown, and sometimes red.
Hair Color: Brown. Whew, that was way easier.
Height: 68" Ha, figure it out.
Right Handed or Left Handed: I still have both, thank God.
Your Heritage: Mostly Irish, with some Scottish and a dash of Brittish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown, sorry I'm not that into fashion.
Your Weakness: Low resistance to fire.
Your Fears: Dropping my keys down a storm drain/manhole cover.
Your Perfect Pizza: Let's just say the one and only, Pizzaria Uno. Chi town!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not die.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ok
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hmmm, may I smoke in here?
Your Best Physical Feature: stamina
Your Bedtime: 1 AM, but if I can get her in bed before then, it's a bonus.
Your Most Missed Memory: the one I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: Why isn't Guinness a choice? It's brown!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Why isn't Guinness a choice here!?
Single or Group Dates: If you go out by yourself, is that really a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Why isn't Guinness a choice here also?!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla beans, chocolate body butter
Cappuccino or Coffee: Why isn't Guinness a choice here either!?!
Do you Smoke: Somethings yes, others no
Do you Swear: I tried to quit but, fuck it! I tried to quit smoking and I still do that.
Do you Sing: only songs
Do you Shower Daily: Not while I'm camping.
Have you Been in Love: Yep, twice, I had my heart ripped out of my chest and then strapped to the hood of a car and driven to Ontario, Canada both times
Do you want to go to College: No, but I do anyways.
Do you want to get Married: Yeah!
Do you belive in yourself: If I didn't than Descartes would say I didn't exist. Socrates would say since you are reading this I wrote it and therefore I do exist.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not yet.
Do you think you are Attractive: I do. And it's hard to not be vain when you really are as great as I am.
Are you a Health Freak: kinda
Do you get along with your Parents: my dad yes, my mom sweet Mary mother of leeping baby Jesus in the manger no!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell's yeah!!
Do you play an Instrument: Not well enough to claim yes but I know how.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Month! Shit yeah!!
In the past month have you Smoked: Umm yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Like on top of?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sure
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope sadly!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yep
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only the hearts of a million women.
Ever been Drunk: Ever in my Irish assed life?! If I said no would anyone believe me?
Ever been called a Tease: Many times!
Ever been Beaten up: a few
Ever Shoplifted: I am not at liberty to discuss such questions with out the company of my lawer.
How do you want to Die: Peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and terrified like the passangers of his bus.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Since Toy's r Us Adult doesn't have the sam ring I don't want to grow up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Antarctica! Anyone down for some adventure?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Mostly white, with some black and blue and sometimes red
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'2"-5'6"
Weight: 115-150..
Best Clothing Style: Naked!
Number of Drugs I have taken: After I broke both of my ankles I lost count.
Number of CDs I own: 10ish
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing!
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Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You? LOL I'm the most liberal Republican! Hooray for small federal government!
Your Heart Is Red
You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart.
Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person!
Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy
Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing
Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense
What you bring to relationships: Honesty What Color Heart Do You Have?

My Interests

store?

I'd like to meet:

a meat inspecter, a bear, a swim team, more dead presidents like Polk or Garfield."div
You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You? You have a sexual IQ of 156

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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You're a Pint of Guinness!

What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?
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How long can u last in bed???

Over 60 minutes
Damn...u really know how to work it and keep the heat up for a long time. U prolly experiment and tease a lot. Your partner thinks you're a kinky bitch and loves doing it with u. U keep it coming and know how to make it fun. You really know how to pull an all-nighter and make it extra special. You get the caressing, teasing, and experimenting in all in night. It makes u even more irresistible and the sex even more intimate.

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Music:

effectes the emotions.
What type of girl do you go for? (Guy test)

Hot and Frisky
You tend to pick your girls as long as she looks good and knows how to turn you on. You don’t care about the rest of the package, you’re not big on relationship stuff anyway. So you just keep busy where it counts for you…between the sheets! She’s hot and that’s all you need to know because it makes you look good in front of your friends and in public! If she is as frisky as you tend to be, you like her all the more!
How do you compare?
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How good in bed are you?

GOD DAMN YOUR GOOD!
Your awesome,you know just what to do and how to do it.You know when to get going and when to ease off.Sex is deff your subject!
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Are you a good bf/gf?

..
You are a gift from god!
you treat your baby how they should be treated! they are really lucky to have you! but make sure they dont love you for what you give to them, make sure its because of you! you are really sweet.
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What's your sexual IQ?

True Master
You more knowledgeable than the Goddess of Sex. Go out and spread your wealth of knowledge.
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Movies:

are not as good as films.

Television:

tell a vision?
What Combat Weaponry Are You?
M-134 "Mini-Gun"
A true brute, you have a "presence" every where you go. You can take on any opponent with little effort, your dependable and your reputation does the talking.

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Books:

are what spiders' lungs look like.My 3 favs are The Bible, The Art Of War and The Kama Sutra. Kyle Laser --
[adjective]:
100% kinky
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You are a HOOKAH.
Which Pot-Smoking Apparatus Are You?
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SIREN
You are a siren. A siren is an
enchanting seductress that usually inhabits a
remote isle in the sea. The siren's voice is
beautiful and alluring. The siren's voice is
irresitible to all those who hear it. Upon
hearing her fatal melody the listener will
either plunge to their deaths in the icy ocean
waters or they will perhaps finally reach the
siren. Once the siren has hold of them they
have no chance. The siren represents sensuality
and passion.
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You Have A Type A- Personality
A- You are one of the most balanced people around Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love! You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?
You Are 90% Boyish and 10% Girlish
You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you. How Boyish or Girlish Are You? You know DAMN RIGHT!
What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 66%
Kissing Skill Level - 93%
Cudding Skill Level - 88%
Sex Skill Level - 87%
Why They Love You You are too sexy for words.
Why They Hate You They can't bend the way you want them to.
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Your Inner European is Dutch!
Open minded and tolerant.You're up for just about anything. Who's Your Inner European?
Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker
Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm"
You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone...
Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-)
You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear.
Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing.
The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person.
Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life.
You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face.
Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life* What Kind of Seducer Are You?
.. You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

Gunshot


100%

Disappear


87%

Accident


80%

Cut Throat


73%

Natural Causes


60%

Posion


53%

Eaten


47%

Stabbed


40%

Suicide


33%

Drowning


33%

Bomb


33%

Suffocated


13%

Disease


13%
How Will You Die??
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.. You scored as Samus. You're so into technology. It shows with that kickass suit you wear. You often wonder: "When's the last time I didn't get sidetracked on a mission and ended up fighting those damn Space Pirates? I miss the money more than anything."

Samus


100%

Link


93%

Mario


80%

Fox McCloud


80%

Kirby


80%

Pokemon Trainer


80%

Donkey Kong


40%
Which Nintendo Character Are You?
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Tramp Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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You scored as Being Drunk in Public. You would most likely cause commotion in public being drunk

Being Drunk in Public


100%

Public Nudity


100%

Theft


100%

Fraud


67%

Murder


67%
What crime would you most likely commit?
created with QuizFarm.com You have a wolf soul. You are a fierce fighter when
you must be. You don't appreciate things as
much as you should and you can often survive by
yourself. However, if you become attatched to
someone, your loyalty will bond you forever.
You are happiest with your "Pack" but
not to the extent that you don't need your own
space.
What soul-type are you?
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I am Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??
You Are a Natural Flirt
Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

Heroes:

Duke Lion, Underdog, RoboCop
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1. How old are you? 24-26
2. What is your sexual orientation? Straight
3. Have you ever given someone oral sex? Nope, never
4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes, of course
5. How many sexual partners have you had? More than 15
6. What is your pubic hair style? Trimmed neatly
7. What kind of underwear do you wear? None
8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos? Yes, taken them
9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area? Nope, I am modest
10. Do you watch porn? Yes, and I own some of my own
11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex? Yes, watched others, but never been watched
12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants? About 7 inches
13. Have you ever expirimented with another man? No, I'm straight as can be
14. What is your favorite sexual position? Girl on top
15. Are you circumcised? Yes I am
16. What gets you off fastest? Intercourse
17. How often do you masturbate? Whenever I can
18. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Yes, a threesome
19. Have you ever paid for sex? Yes, I actually have
20. When did you lose your virginity? Over 18 years old
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You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)
You're logical, driven, and ruthless.
You'd make a mighty fine lawyer. What Advanced Degree Should You Get?
You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.

Violent


100%

Hot


100%

Soft


94%

Exciting


94%

Wet


75%

Sweet


63%

Awkward


19%

Shy


0%
What is your sexual style?
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.. You scored as Ass man. It might not be fore everyone, but there's just something about that ass. Dances are the best when she's sliding her backside all around your crotch, and it makes you want her even more when you get home.

Ass man


100%

Mouth man


100%

The space between the legs


96%

personality


79%

Breast Guy


79%

an eyes person


71%
What are you attracted to in a girl
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My Blog

Strong as a blog.

Today I went to the gym and did hella sets. Dude, I leg pressed 313 lbs for 8 sets. I'm so glad I'm getting back to my old strong self. Pretty soon I'll be back to doing entire weight stacks! My legs ...
Posted by ♣Mr. Guinness Widget♣ on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:03:00 PST

Blog Ass Coffee Co

I got a job at a coffee shop called Bad Ass Coffee. I love it! I love coffee and I love the name. This morning I said to my co-worker,"I'm going to make myself a soy latte to see if it foams the ...
Posted by ♣Mr. Guinness Widget♣ on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:40:00 PST

Every blogs a winner and every blogs a loser

You gotta know when to hold em. Know when to fold em. Know when to walk away and when to run. Never count your money when your sitting at the table. They'll be time enough for counting. When the deali...
Posted by ♣Mr. Guinness Widget♣ on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:41:00 PST

Soy un blogdedor.

I'm a blogger baby. So why don't you kill me. What the hell are you doing home on a saturday night Kyle? Well to be honest, I didn't want chicks' tities bouncing in my face. Wait that sounds bad, let ...
Posted by ♣Mr. Guinness Widget♣ on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 09:27:00 PST

Bloging Saddles.

As I am your host and you are my guest what's your pleasure? What you like to do? Play chess.... Screw. Well let's play chess. This is my fav Mel Brooks movie of all time! Mongo like candy(sobe) It's ...
Posted by ♣Mr. Guinness Widget♣ on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:43:00 PST

Not that blog. Bloooooog

Oh the legs, the leeeegs. So I said to myself,"Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead." Though my legs were still sore from sat I couldn't handle being so long w/o feeling those wonderful endorphines. I ...
Posted by ♣Mr. Guinness Widget♣ on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:22:00 PST

The most important blog you may ever read!

This is a paper I wrote some time ago. It's so stirring I had to repost it.   What if you woke up one morning and all the rights guaranteed by The Constitution and The Bill Of Rights were go...
Posted by ♣Mr. Guinness Widget♣ on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:54:00 PST

Blog 22

I want to go work out sooo much but I can barely move from all the lactic acid in my body. What is a boy to do? Grrr why do I have to stay sore for so long after a good work out? I want to go work out...
Posted by ♣Mr. Guinness Widget♣ on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:00:00 PST

Too many ninja flips lastblog.

I went to my old apt complex to say "Ello Guvna" to my old neighbor yesterday. We started throwing a frisbee around and it was fun. Bad B. threw one into the grass and I yelled, "Check the ninja flip,...
Posted by ♣Mr. Guinness Widget♣ on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 09:23:00 PST

Free as a blog.

I broke up w/ my gf this morning. Man I love being single. Hit up the K
Posted by ♣Mr. Guinness Widget♣ on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:12:00 PST