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Stephen

So does Jesus really exist, or is he just your father dressed up?

About Me

I wish I was a chameleon.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dave Chappelle, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Steve Wynn (that cocksucker who turned the Strip into fucking Disneyland), Bill Murray and Will Ferrell I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

Pearl Jam, Eels, The Pixies, The Clash and Outkast are some favourites, so much so that they get the Canadian spelling of the word "favorites." Otherwise I just try to listen to people who have more musical talent than me, which is surprisingly hard to find on the radio these days.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, 12 Monkeys, Natural Born Killers, Heat, Anchorman, Road Trip, Old School, Dog Day Afternoon, Being John Malkovich, The Godfather, Requiem for a Dream and pretty much anything else that is either dark, depressing, funny, violent or some combination of all of those.

Television:

SPURS GAMES, The Price is Right, South Park, The Shield, Thief, Rescue Me, The Office, Pardon The Interruption, The Sopranos, Big Love, Da Ali G Show, Sleeper Cell, Dexter, Curb Your Enthusiasm and National Geographic Explorer.

Books:

The Godfather, Less Than Zero, and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. I am currently trying to read 4 books: Who Is Afraid of a Large Black Man? (Charles Barkley), Lullaby, Diary ( both by Chuck Palahniuk) and The Informers (Bret Easton Ellis). I have been reading at least 2 of those four for upwards of a year now, perhaps I should finish one of them... But really, who reads?

Heroes:

I admire anyone who is willing to speak their mind without worrying about consequences (except Kramer, he probably should have kept that to himself).

My Blog

I am Old

 I hope everyone gets to see scissoring for at least one of their birthday celebrations. I suppose I have the best group of friends ever. Year 26 has begun very nicely. I can only hope the remain...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:33:00 PST

I Retire (A Self-Important Blog)

I have decided to retire from the blogging business. I believe my most recent blog until now was on July 4th. I apologize to all of my loyal readers who have been anxiously awaiting my follow-up to th...
Posted by Stephen on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:18:00 PST

Happy American Cinco de Mayo!!!

I would just like to wish all of my friends a Happy Independence Day. Please remember that our independence is the reason for the season, so please celebrate by doing things that people in captiv...
Posted by Stephen on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 08:19:00 PST

One Giant Crap Sandwich

Man oh man, today was a tough one. I did not capitalize on an opportunity at work, and I will have to wait for another one, I am sure of it. Maybe I am just not a good communicator, at least not verba...
Posted by Stephen on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:41:00 PST

confessions of a control freak

today i decided that i am a control freak. it just hit me at work, when i realized that i hate it when things are not the way i want them to be. this is not to say that i am spoiled to the point of no...
Posted by Stephen on Mon, 15 May 2006 01:54:00 PST

Reading between the lines...

Life is full of surprises, sometimes those whom you feel you can trust most to help you are the most Completely Dismissive of your inputs, inquiries and interests. After all, actions do speak louder t...
Posted by Stephen on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:18:00 PST

Why am I still awake? I open tomorrow...

Today was like that movie, "A Day Without A Mexican" except not as economically catastrophic and depressing. I am just not sure that boycotts like the ones planned today can really work in today's soc...
Posted by Stephen on Tue, 02 May 2006 10:16:00 PST

Who in the Eff is Kinky Friedman???

I see his name on bumperstickers (disturbingly many) proclaiming him to be the next governor of my great (at least in size) state. I am saddened by the fact that some guy with money and a ridiculous b...
Posted by Stephen on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:37:00 PST

I love reading my writings, don't you?

I have never blogged before, so please bear with me here. In fact, I don't know if this is even legitimate blogging, given the fact that all I have written about thusly is blogging. Can there be a blo...
Posted by Stephen on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:50:00 PST