Writing, sketching, painting, guitar, drums. Paranormal investigation. Cemeteries. All things occult. Upgrading an old computer to its absolute zenith.
URNGUARD can sometimes be found in a small restaurant in New Boston, Texas, eating chicken-fried steak and playing "Board Beast," a simple game with frightening ramifications.
Night drives down dark country roads - cemeteries and strange structures beckon.
URNGUARD leads an E.S.P. - Paranormal research group - the Abracadabra Lodge.
The group plays poker after contacting the dead. Sometimes the spirits join in for a few hands of Crazy Eights. If they become really sloshed, they break out the Killer Bunnies game.
Occult agent gone rogue. No one is safe.
URNGUARD writes horror which is occasionally eclipsed by humor. He also writes humor occasionally eclipsed by horror.
And the little girls jump rope and sing:
Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla
Elvis Presley, Aleister Crowley
Harry Houdini, Rosemary Ellen Guiley
Richard Lynch, David Lynch, Dave Allen
Jonathan Frid, Patrick McGoohan
Joe Bob Briggs (again), Adam West & Charo . . .
Deepak Chopra, Ivanka Trump
David Carradine, Bruce Dickinson
Lizzie Borden, Elizabeth Montgomery
Bonnie and Clyde, for just one more ride
Jack the Ripper, Sister Mary Skipper
My rope's a snake that almost bit her
Mother Mary full of grace
These are the ones I'd like to meet on MySpace.
---URNGUARD
BREAK THE SHACKLES TO YOUR UNION WITH THE LIGHT BY
CLICKING ON THE EXIT SIGN:
Spinning on URNGUARD's Turntable Rasa:
KRONOS & THE SEVENTH SEAL, both from 1957. Superimposing the films on a single screen will reveal precisely how and when this world will end.
DEXTER
TWO AND A HALF MEN
LOST
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE
FAMILY GUY
KING OF THE HILL
WEEDS
GENE SIMMON'S FAMILY JEWELS
DEADWOOD
BOSTON LEGAL
Kenneth Grant, Philip K Dick, Thomas Pynchon, James Joyce, Stephen King, Ian Fleming, Deepak Chopra, Tom Robbins, Carlos Castenada, Raymond Smullyan, Rosemary Ellen Guiley, Colin Wilson, William Blake, Henry Miller.
The Hard Case Crime series showcasing vintage and modern detective thrillers.
Old OMNI magazines.
Hard science, psychology, mysticism, humor, horror fiction, general fiction.
The robot (model B-9) of Lost in Space. The closest thing it had to a name was revealed in the third season on a packing crate: G.U.N.T.E.R. - "One General Utility Non-Theorizing Environmental ROBOT."
URNGUARD always wanted red pincers that could electrocute his enemies, but settled for red gloves and a Funkenring.
Comedian Dave Allen was a significant influence.
Richard Lynch held a training seminar in Hawaii that resulted in error free remote viewing in which the true nature of reality was revealed. Due to security issues, Lynch will deny this event ever occurred, even whilst brandishing a trench coat.
And finally, the members of the IMF.