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Jason

In Honor of Prom Season . . . . .

About Me

BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY -- Masters of the Universe Style!

My Interests

Photography
Good Literature
Movies
Bad Literature
Grape NEHI

I'd like to meet:


Top Seven: (in no particular order)
Shelby Lee Adams
Jane Austen
Ashlee Simpson (she is HOT, I don't care)
Ernest Hemmingway (him too)
JK Rowling
Mark Twain
Battle Cat

Music:

The Killers
Butch Walker
Ratatat*
James Kochalka
All-American Rejects
Jack Johnson
The Dan Band
Hot Hot Heat
Marty Robbins
Ashlee Simpson

Movies:

I own almost 400 DVDs. Every one of which has been my favorite at least twice -- this week.
Top Ten -- Today
1. Virgin Suicides
2. Napolean Dynamite
3. Waiting for Guffman
4. Almost Famous
5. Pirates I and II
6. Underworld I and II
7. Running Scared
8. About a Boy / Love Actually
9. Color Purple
10. Little Mermaid

Television:

I loves me some TV.
Top Five include:
Freaks and Geeks
Iron Chef (not american)
Sopranoes
Deadwood
Golden Girls

Books:


I DIG 'EM.

Heroes:

My Dad, He-Man, Dr. John McKernan, All the member of the Justice League excluding Bat Man (the masked McGuiver), Carlton Sheets, Shelby Lee Adams, Josh Keck

My Blog

A little WCW for the peeps!!

..> ..> A Celebration by:  William Carlos Williams ..> ..>   A middle-northern March, now as always-- gusts from the South broken against cold winds-- but from under, as if a...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:11:00 PST

Which way does your beard point tonight?

My gift to you all, a little Allen Ginsberg.  If I can't write anything, I can at least point you toward someone who can.  A Supermarket in California.  What thoughts I have of you to...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:36:00 PST

Four-Word Lines

In keeping with the my recent psuedo-literary blogging tradition:  here is another poem that I really would have liked to have written. Four-Word Lines   Your eyes are just like bees, and I ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:46:00 PST

Today . . .

Today Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! You really are beautiful! Pearls, harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins! all the stuff they've always talked about   still makes a poem with suprise! These...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST

Yesterday I picked a dandelion . . .

Yesterday I picked a dandelion and blew it toward the sea.       
Posted by Jason on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:04:00 PST

EATING POETRY

Filled almost entirely with short end-stopped lines, this oddly imaged and wonderfully stylish Mark Strand poem is the reason talented people make me sad.  I wish I had his skill, or a tiny fract...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:45:00 PST

The Autumnal Carpet of Withered Leaves. . . .

My otherwise well-kept lawn is littered with the first brave pioneers of the fall leaf kingdom.  Those few brave souls bound for adventure and fame have given up their pigment and high tree top p...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:15:00 PST

I BLOG the MySpace Electric

There comes a time in the life of every man that a Walt Whitman read becomes necessary.  For those of you unfamiliar with Uncle Walt's work, start slowly and work your way in.  First, you ca...
Posted by Jason on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 02:54:00 PST

Slut-Eating-Fog . . .

Not to be confused with Slut-Eating-Fog Hat, that's a different creature all together. Today I had my first experience with Flavored-Fog.  Not much pun intended, but it left quite a bad taste in ...
Posted by Jason on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:51:00 PST

Canceled Due to lack of Interest

Due to lack of interest, from me, my entire day has been canceled.  I have no plans that will come to fruition and no productive deed will be done. I'm gonna be flat on the couch and nap on / off...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:09:00 PST