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Claire

“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.- Benjamin Disraeli

About Me

Wannabe Deipnosophist! Well most people know me as the bakery queen. In Little Britain style, "I just love a bit a cake!" Can't be helped, those saturated fats are addictive! Hmmmm . Anywho, I am trying to cut down on cakage so I do not have to be whale-crane lifted from my house when I move in July so I now go running (attempt) some mornings and the ridiculous time of 7am! I did not know such a time existed but apparantly it does.I am a bit mad at times and people never quite know where they are with me apart from my real friends who are probably as zany and hard to phathom as me. I love having fun but lets face it who doens't, not exactly going to say "Hi, I hate having fun, in fact bring on the misery are you??" Well, maybe there are people like that out there but that is not moi! I love words or to be a real arse etimology!Not sure what else to put on here... "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" there... thats your lot! for those who love bakery goods try www.muffinfilms.com very funny Get Your Own! | View SlideshowHARROGATE AND BEYOND RANDOMNESS AND POSERVILLE

My Interests

making myself less ignorant of the world and whatever that entails. Alot can be justified that way.

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I'd like to meet:

The inventor of pain au chocolate! And humous! I am looking for people who live life for the moment but somewhere in their head have an idea of where they are going, just having trouble finding a mode of transport to get there!

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Music:

Oh my goodness, believe you me (Peter Kay stylee) I have varied tastes! I love all sorts of music depending on my mood. Like the Kooks at the min but don't listen to music just because it is 'in' so to speak. Love all sorts and willing to listen to most things. Apart from country and even then my housemates forces me too! Stand by you man.... arghhhhhhhh! http://www.hybridsoundsystem.com/ very relaxing and a bit different

Movies:

Like lots of movies really but mainly British ones or art house type ones as they seem to have more appeal and don't get carried away with special effects and budget. However, saying that I have a variety of films I love. My faves prob being The Great Escape, Ice Age (just seen the second one-it's fab!), The Pianist, Enemy at the Gates, Some Like it Hot, Rabbit Proof Fence, then some Disney like Shrek (gotta be done). List could go on but can't remember what else. Like Men in Black and stuff like that when in the mood but not one particular genre.

Television:

I guess you are supposed to list lots of stuff here and it is is supposed to reveal how boring you are so here goes, a random round up of Claire and her love of crap and the fact she appears to talk about herself in third person.... hmmm disturbing!Red Dwarf (come on everyone loves it) Family Guy (huggggge fan! Stop mocking me!) SATC (well has to be done) Friends Peep Show Nightmare (classic) Never Mind the Buzzcocks Shooting Stars (bring back the re-runs, Matt Lucas as a baby yey!) Goodnight Sweetheart (twas sooo good) Hollyoakes (yes all colleges are so like that??!) News (yep I sometimes know what is happening in the world) Rugby (for wrong and right reasons-least I'm honest) Hustle (tis good) Time Team (oh prob should not have put this) Crystal Maze (was pure crap but genius) Crap game shows York TV (they brought it back....yyy??) Top Gear (bring on the Stig) not sounding too girly yet so Will and Grace I love! Green Wing (I quite fancy the guy in it but also like it cos it is v funny) running out of ideas I guess I can always add to it Oh, the 80's classics, like Quantum Leap, Knightrider, Airwolf are always quality! I thought of some more, cannot believe I left off Lonely Planet and documentries. Oh and Green Wing, classic!

Books:

Yep love em, in fact they appear to be taking over my room and it is not unlikely that I will be found in Borders on a night (they are open until 10!). So now I have sold myself as a complete geek what books do I like. Well... I will give anything a go but my faves are Julian Barnes, Jasper Fforde,Roddy Doyle, Bill Bryson etc. Particular books, would have to be 'Time Travellers Wife', all time fave 'Wuthering Heights', or 'P & P'. Love all sorts though!

Heroes:

Bit of a strange one. Many people for different reasons. But in no particular order, Nelson Mandela (no explanation needed), my mum because she is lovely and has never given up, my history teacher (Mrs Dolata) from Secondary school as she made me realise teaching was for me and what kind of a teacher I wanted to be, yes she was harsh but she was fair too. And for a random one, probably Joseph Finnes or maybe that is for the wrong reasons!

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I am loving facebook sorry myspaz but a little redundant now my little fella. Sorry! Enjoyed my night on the sofa of dreams after a boogie and coming 5th place baby in Orgasmic quiz. Old John's we roc...
Posted by Claire on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:29:00 PST

Its an open zone

and therefore cake is allowed. I am therefore eating cake. This is not a good thing. Though I have been running every night so this is not too bad. The cake isn't even that good. I am being corrupted ...
Posted by Claire on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:34:00 PST

Using material from a subscription database should be governed by contractual conditions

there you go! Tip of the day. Well I am back from the land of mud and the land of surf. I havwe never been so tired in my whole entire 24 years on the planet although this may be a slight exaggeration...
Posted by Claire on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:40:00 PST

Excessive consumption may cause laxative effects

Eeeek you have been warned, perhaps why they call it the mint with the whole. TIM TIM TIM. I know it was funny in my head. Stop laughing K. Well I am full of cold (attractive) and keep coughing on an...
Posted by Claire on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 01:08:00 PST

Don't miss out on Harry

errrrrrr, welll My new song is a little haunting but I like it very much or maybe it just reminds me of the vibrations, Kam are you vibrating? gosh that sounds terribly wrong. Gross. My ICT went well...
Posted by Claire on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:28:00 PST

Some loss of colour may occur during wear

Well..... just about recovered from Friday's shinnigans andmore over Saturday mornings frolics. Finished work at jumped straight on train to London baby and made it to Kam's in one piece without being...
Posted by Claire on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:40:00 PST

The Rules of Attraction

Finally watched it and my it is rude. Rather good though but I am none the wiser and still rather concenred that someone finds the Dawson "James van der forehead" attractive. In the words of Chandler,...
Posted by Claire on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:14:00 PST

Not acceptable in the noughties!

Well hello everyone and back by popular demand, ok admit Kam to be fair I am posting a blog but I have to say it is Facebook all the way now. Or indeed none as I don't have time for the virtual world ...
Posted by Claire on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:04:00 PST

Not suitable for diabetics and if you don't want wings.

Just wanted to say a huge thanks to everyone that wished my a happy birthday. It kept me occupied throughout the day checking my "mobul" and the glory of facebook. Sorry Myspace but I have gotta say, ...
Posted by Claire on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:04:00 PST

Pantastic!

Oh my lordy Saturday was rather amusing. All I can say is I do not want to see the photos taken my everyone. I should learn never to do dares, especially involving such things. Steph seemed to have a...
Posted by Claire on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:33:00 PST