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Dave

I'm not sure, but if it's that goddamn important to you I'll look in my yesterday's diary...

About Me


You scored as Trixie. You are a whore, and that's fine with you. It isn't a career, it is just what you do to earn money. You've done all manner of things for all manner of people, so there isn't much left that hurts your feelings anymore. The saddest thing is that you think that makes you worthless, so you deny yourself most things that could get you out of this town, or partnered with someone who truly cares for you. (Trixie is played by Paula Malcomson)

Trixie


88%

Doc Cochran


69%

Seth Bullock


69%

Al Swearengen


63%

Cy Tolliver


63%

Calamity Jane


56%

Joanie Stubbs


50%

Alma Garret


31%

Mr Wu


19%

E. B. Farnum


13%
What kind of (Deadwood) Cocksucker are you?
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Where Will You Be In 10 Years?

MY RESULT: At the Mall, Trolling for Dates


..You put dating and making out above all else. That’s why in ten years you’ll be free, single and looking for hotties everywhere you go.
Sound depressing? Nah, it'll be fun. Let all your friends go out and get hitched, and meanwhile, you have open access to all the babes! Sounds like a plan to us.

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My Interests

A girl who not only LOOKS like this but will also LOOK at me like this.... wow.

I'd like to meet:


Holy Mother of God Part I:

Molly Parker

Holy Mother of God Part II:

Kate Walsh

Holy Mother of God Part III:

Audrey Tautou

Music:

I like 80's butt rock.

My Blog

I love my job

The chick from the new 10 o'clock news on Channel 27 is here doing an interview on Alice. She's hot.   That is all. ...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:56:00 PST

Remember when I used to be funny?

Yeah. Those were the days huh? *sigh*  
Posted by Dave on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:09:00 PST

Well if you really wanna know...

Q: What is in your left pocket?A: 18 bucksQ: How much alcohol did you have this week?A: Is this an intervention?Q: Do you eat gas station food?A: Again, I must ask, is this an intervention?Q: Is Napol...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:20:00 PST

What would YOU do?

I saw this story on the news this morning: NEW YORK - A quick-thinking commuter saved a teenager who fell on the subway tracks by pushing him down into a trough between the rails, allowing an approach...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:10:00 PST

Saturday Morning Live

The Dave, Trey and Kris show makes is making it's WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE!!!! Saturday, January 6th at 8 a.m. on 1270 AM THE BUZZ.  Please take the time to listen and feel free to call in.&...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:53:00 PST

The Infinite Wisdom of Deadwood

Al Swearengen:   God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes.   Al Swearengen: You want a blow job while I talk to you? Judge: No. Al Sweare...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:41:00 PST