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*Mrs. Strautmann*

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About Me

Hey ya'll, I'm Shelley! What's new: Gracey just turned 20 months and is one crazy WOMAN! She's into EVERYTHING! Funyuns and anything with marshmallows are her favorite food for right now. I recently got engaged to hairy Joe! Finally found the right man for me! We(I mean Joe) are remodeling our bathroom and so far its looking good.

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I'd like to meet:

~Someone from the future...
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What does your birth month reveal about you?

August
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends .

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Music:

~Usually, I flip through all the stations until I find a song I like...

Movies:

~The Notebook, Sweet Home Alabama, Forest Gump, Dumb and Dumber, Pride and Prejudice, Night at the Roxbury, Napoleon Dynamite, Underworld and pretty much any movie that makes me laugh, thrilled, or cry my eye balls out!


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Television:

The Hills and Laguna Beach. And yes I still watch Days of Our Lives!!!Take the quiz:
What Laguna Beach Girl would you be?

LC
Your a pretty girl that loves to do her own thing. Your kind and loyal to your friends. Everyone loves you. You try not to let other people ruin your mood but sometimes it happens.

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Books:

~Sometimes I read books before I go to bed, but usually I fall asleep while reading them. I usually read magazines...

Heroes:

~My parents, Steve and Vicki and my grandparents!
[Marital Status] Single
[Shoe size] 8
[Parents still together] Yep
[Siblings] Two=Brandy and Robby
[Pets] Puppers the Dog
FAVORITES
[Color] Pink
[Number] 6
[Animal] Monkeys
[Drinks] Scooby Snack, Screwdriver, and Malibu
[Soda] Dr. Pepper or Coke
[Book] None
[Flower] Pink Rose
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Yep
[Twirl your hair?] Yep, all the time
[Have tattoos?] 1=Fairy on my left shoulder
[Have Piercings?] Yep=Nose, Tongue, Ears
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Nope
[Drink/Smoke?] Drink sometimes and I hate smoking
[Like roller coasters?] Nope, scared to death...Im a pussy!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Yep, the beach
[Want more piercings?] Yep
[Like cleaning?] Like, I dont like it but I like when things are clean!
[Write in cursive or print?] Print
[Own a web cam?] Nope
[Know how to drive?] Of course
[Own a cell phone?] Well, technically, my mother owns it
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Usually when I am getting yelled at
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Yep
[Considered a life of crime?] Nope
[Considered being a hooker?] Nope, thats gross
[Lied to someone?] Guilty
[Been in love?] Unfortunately
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Guilty
[Been in lust?] A couple of times
[Used someone] Nope
[Been used?] Yep
[Been cheated on?] Tons of times
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Yeah and it felt good
[Stolen anything?] Quarters from my mom for soda back in high school
[Held a gun] Heck yeah
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] T-shirt, jeans, flip flops
[Current mood] Bored
[Current taste] Honey Wheat Prezels
[What you currently smell like] Fresh Air
[Current hair] Striaght and long
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Shopping with Brandy but shes a grandma and likes to keep me waiting
[Current cd in stereo] Eagles
[Last book you read] Physical Therapy
[Last movie you saw] Alot Like Love
[Last thing you ate] Honey Wheat Prezels
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Brandy
[Do drugs?] Nope
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Yeah
Remember your first love?] Of yeah
[Still love him/her?] I still have a special place in my heart for him
[Read the newspaper?] Not usually
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Nope
[Believe in miracles?] Yep
[Do well in school?] When it does not contain math
[Wear hats] Once in a blue moon
[Hate yourself?] No
[Have an obsession?] I am not sure I have one
[Collect anything?] Chefs
[Have a best friend?] Yep
[Close friends?] Yep
[Like your handwriting?] Yep, no one can read it
[Care about looks] Heck yeah
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Jake
[First kiss] Jake
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Nope, just lust
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Yep
[Are you a tease?] Yep
[Too shy to make the first move?] Nope
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Yep, I do everyday
[Bitch/Asshole] Can be
[sarcastic] Sometimes
[Angel] 80% of the time
[Devil] 20% of the time
[Shy] Nope
[Talkative] Yep, I love talking
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I wanna know 17 things about you. Fill all the blanks ... leave no question unanswered! ANSWER IT AND SEND IT TO ME (REPLY) THEN COPY AND REPOST IT FOR YOURSELF! 1.Your Full Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite ...
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GOD

God looks down from up above and says to the man, "It's true I didn't make you as smart as woman, so here is a penis to do your thinking for you."
Posted by *Mrs. Strautmann* on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:51:00 PST