You're A Passed Out Drunk
Drinking gives you that warm fuzzy feeling, until you're thrown in the back of a police car...
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Eating, sleeping, traveling, shopping (when I have the money for it), listening to music, reading books and a variety of magazines for entertainment and non-fiction for learning, watching TV for entertainment; learning; and to keep up with pop culture, collecting fitted baseball caps (I love my hats), being pierced and tattooed, going to the movies, turning it up to 11 and getting super-ripped off of Jim Beam and Coke with my Crue. I love to hang out and get piss-drunk and make my girlfriend laugh her ass off, hanging out with said girlfriend and just relaxing from the damage to my liver from the night before, and just learning new things.Myspace Layouts
"Your best? Only losers whine about their best. The winner goes home and fucks the prom queen!" -Sean Connery
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God, first and foremost. For the deceased: Theodore Roosevelt, Jim Morrison, Ayatollah Khomeni, MItch Hedberg, John Belushi, Chris Farley, Malcolm X, Huey P. Newton, and others I can't think of right now-I'm buzzed. For the living: Anyone and everyone (I love people). The Dropkick Murphys, and man, I am really buzzed...More on this later.
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The Dropkick Murphys!!
"THIS ONE'S FOR THE WORKERS WHO TOIL NIGHT AND DAY. BY HAND AND BY BRAIN, TO EARN YOUR PAY...WE'RE THE FIRST ONES TO STARVE, WE'RE THE FIRST ONES TO DIE. THE FIRST ONES IN LINE FOR THAT PIE IN THE SKY, AND WE'RE ALWAYS THE LAST WHEN THE CREAM IS ALL SHARED OUT, FOR THE WORKER IS WORKING WHEN THE FAT CAT'S ABOUT...AND WHEN THE SKY DARKENS AND THE PROSPECT IS WAR, WHO'S GIVEN THE GUN AND PUSHED TO THE FORE, AND EXPECTED TO DIE FOR THE LAND OF OUR BIRTH, THOUGH WE'VE NEVER OWNED ONE LOUSY HANDFUL OF EARTH!!! (Worker's Song)
"STAND UP AND FIGHT, AND I'LL STAND UP WITH YOU!!!"
(The Gauntlet)
"...TOGETHER WE ARE WHAT WE CAN'T BE ALONE..."
(Boys on the Docks)
You name it, I probably have it. Put it this way, I have surpassed 10,000 songs on my Ipod, and the collection keeps growing. I am not afraid to say that I love everything from punk (Misfits, Social Distortion!, Minor Threat, Black Flag, Bad Brains etc.) to metal (Anthrax, Slayer, Megadeth, Danzig, Metallica, etc.), to rap (old Ice Cube, Public Enemy, etc.), to hip hop (Jurassic 5, Blackalicious, Talib Kweli, A Tribe Called Quest, Mos Def, etc.), to jazz (Miles Davis, John Coltrane), to Blues (Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf), to pop (Yeah, I have the Spice Girls and Hanson in my collection, want me to kick your face in?), to grunge (Mudhoney, Green River, Mother Love Bone, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, and more...), to country (George Strait, Clint Black, Junior Brown, Alan Jackson, Garth Brooks), to some of the new stuff out that I haven't really figured out what to categorize them as (My Chemical Romance, Death From Above 1979, Death Cab For Cutie [although I know they have had several albums in the past], Bloc Party, Arctic Monkeys, Story of the Year), to straight up alternative rock (Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age, etc.), 80's music (Duran Duran, the Go-Gos), classic rock (The Doors, The Grateful Dead, Crosby Stills And Nash, Hendrix, etc.), to ska (The Specials, Madness, Hepcat, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, etc.), to hair metal (Poison, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Britny Fox, Ratt, Def Lepard, etc.), to whatever. I am not a bandwagon jumper-I just fucking love music in any form. As long as it moves me in some way, shape, or form. Music is my timeline. I use it to remember everything in my life. Ask me about an event in my life and I'll tell you what I was listening to and what I was feeling. Play me a song, and I'll tell you a story about what I was doing and maybe about what I was thinking. My collection is the soundtrack to my life. I have been to many places around the world, I have had many adventures (both good and bad) with different people and have a song for almost every memory. Next to life, this world we live in, and laughter; music is the most wonderful thing in my life.GET A NEW CONTACT TABLE + MYSPACE LAYOUTS
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Wow, these questions are hard because I have so many favorites. But of genres, I would definately say I love anything funny, and anything with huge explosions. I love war films like Platoon ("All you gotta do is keep your dick hard and your powder dry, and the world will turn."), Full Metal Jacket ("What the fuck is this?! A jelly donut. "A Jelly fuckin' donut!" "Private Pile, you look like 200 pounds of chewed bubble gum!! Get off of my obstacle!" By the way, I met R. Lee Ermey), Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, Band of Brothers (Okay, so it's a television series, fuck you), Patton ("We're gonna grab 'em by the nose and kick em' in the ass!"), Glory, and others. I love mafia and gang movies of all eras including The Wanderers, The Outsiders, The Warriors, The Godfather trilogy, Casino, Goodfellas, Colors, New Jack City, King of New York, and more. I really love Edward Norton in American History X. I love action movies like Die Hard (or pretty much anything with Bruce Willis), etc. Anything written, directed, or starring Clint Eastwood. The man is fucking awesome!! I love Tombstone (Not that sorry ass Wyatt Earp movie with Kevin Costner) ["I'll be your Huckleberry." "You're no daisy." "You got something to say or you gonna just stand there and bleed?"]I love the original Star Wars trilogy, Spider-man and other comic-book movies. I love the Rocky movies, with the exception of part V ("You're gonna eat lightning, and crap thunder"). I love comedy. I love to laugh. I love old Eddie Murphy movies like The Golden Child ("I-I-I-I Want the knife. Pleeeeeasssssse."), Trading Places ("You was in the tank last night, bragging about yo limosine." "Yeah!"), Beverly Hills Cop (part 1 only), ComingTo America ("My name is peaches, and I'm the best. All the DJ's want-to-feel-my-breasts..." "Your royal penis is clean sire."), Raw, and of course, motherfuckin' Delirious! Stuff like Caddyshack, National Lampoon vacation movies, Fletch. The old Mel Brooks' stuff like Young Frankenstein ("What big knockers"), Uncle Buck and other John Candy movies like Planes Trains, and Automobiles; amd others, Blazing Saddles ("Excuse me while I whip this out." "Hey, where the white women?!"), and Space Balls ("Evil will always win because good is dumb." Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power. I have both and you know it..." "Ludicrous speed...GO!" "She's gone from suck to blow!!"). Joe Dirt (How 'bout a wah-burger and some french cries!), Adam Sandler movies like Billy Madison ("Hey sideburns, you wants some of this milk?" I'd rather have a beer. "There's somethin' I was sposed to do today...It's nudey magazine day!" "He called the shit poop!" This is the best day of my life!") and the Wedding Singer (Linda, you a bitch." "He's losing his mind, and I'm reaping all of the benefits." "But it was all bullshit, a goddamn fucking joke. And when I think of you Linda, I hope you fucking choke..."). Old School, Swingers (Vegas, Baby!), Super Troopers ("Littering and...littering and...littering and...smokin' the reefer." "Who wants a moustache ride?"), Beerfest ("Fink's the anchor man! Fink's the anchor man! He's got the eye of the Jew!"), The 40-Year-Old Virgin-Knocked Up-and Superbad movies (Those fucking movies are fucking hilarious and are such a breath of fresh air!!), Grandma's Boy ("I want you to roll the Frankenstein shit, the deer shit, the green monster shit, the bling, and the bling-bling, and roll it all into one joint." No one's ever done that before. "One man's about to." I'll smoke it with ya bro. We'll go to the looney bin together, I don't give a fuck!). The Ringer ("When the fuck did we get ice cream? What am I fucking delirious?"). Clerks (I'm not even supposed to be here today!"), Chasing Amy, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, and motherfuckin' Mallrats ("Snootchie Bootchies, Brodie Nootchies!" "Son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod! Snootchie Bootchies!" "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for Sega.") and so many more. I love romantic comedies like When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless in Seattle, Say Anything ("They spend all your money and tell all their friends; it's about economics man." "Bitches, man, bitches!" "Somebody get that kid a beer."), Singles ("Love...Disappears, baby"), and others (Sue me, I have a sensitive side).Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man
100%
Hulk
100%
Iron Man
90%
The Flash
80%
Robin
65%
Superman
60%
Catwoman
60%
Batman
50%
Green Lantern
45%
Supergirl
40%
Wonder Woman
20%
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Rescue Me on FX, The King of Queens, Chapelle Show, Reno 911, Best Week Ever, The Girls Next Door!!!, Rob & Big, I love the 70s; 80s; and 90s, Flavor of Love, Made, Next, Room Raiders, All of that Inferno/Gauntlet stuff, The Family Guy ("...Friggin' Sweet..."), Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, T-E-E-N-T-I-T-A-N-S, Futurama ("Bite my shiny metal ass!"), Robot Chicken, South Park, America's Funniest Home Videos, CNN, Almost everything on the History Channel, Almost everything on TLC, Miami Ink (not that lame ass excuse of program, Inked on A&E), Dog the Bounty Hunter, The First 48, Chris Angel: Mindfreak, Girls Gone Wild infomercials-Hahaha, Late night with Conan O'Brien, The Late Show with Craig Ferguson, The Ultimate Fighter, Reba (Yeah, I know that's weird, but I think it's fucking funny), and so much more. I can't think of everything right now because I somehow lost this original list last night and have to think about it all over again! red/black/ little white .r{}/style
"Junkie," "Queer," and basically anything by William S. Burroughs; "Women" by Charles Bukoski; "A Million Little Pieces" by James Frey; "Slaughterhouse Five" by Kurt Vonnegut; "In Cold Blood" by Truman Capote; "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" by Chuck Barris; "The American Night" by Jim Morrison; "We Wish To Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed With Our Families" by Philip Gourevitch; "Black Hawk Down: A Story of Modern Warfare," "Killing Pablo," and "Guests of the Ayatollah: The Iran Hostage Crisis, The First Battle in America's War With Militant Islam" by Mark Bowden; "My War: Killing Time in Iraq" by Colby Buzzell (The most bad-ass account of someone's life from our generation, and a good way to get a sense of what our boys are going through over there!!); "Jarhead" by Anthony Swofford; "The Last True Story I'll Ever Tell" by John Crawford; "Chasing Ghosts" by Paul Rieckhoff; "On Call in Hell: A Doctor's Iraq War Story" by Cdr. Richard Jadick w/ Thomas Hayden; "Band of Brothers" by Stephen Ambrose; Bill Amend's "Foxtrot" and Gary Larson's "The Far Side" comic strips; and all of the comic books I grew up on and collected. If it wasn't for those ridiculous "funny books," I wouldn't have a thirst for learning and reading today! red/black/ little white .r{}/style
Anybody and everybody serving in the U.S. armed forces who is freezing, burning up, soaking wet, starving, sweating, bleeding, crawling, hauling, humping, etc. My Tata, a veteran of the "Day of Infamy" and all of WWII. My Nana, who lived through the atrocities and horrors of Imperial Japanese rule over Guam and is the strongest, most faithful woman I know. My father and mother. My siblings for making it happen for themselves and doing it despite all that they have been through.
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