BOOB-isms |
In case your EVER looking for a name for Breasts. Here are a section for you of ones I've heard or thought of!:Air BagsAngel CakesApple Dumpling ShopApplesAspirins on an Ironing BoardBabaloosBaby Pill... Posted by Uncle Tommy on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:42:00 PST |
WAY too many questions!! |
I think you'll get bored after the first 20, but hey... And I know, I know!! Some can easily be answered. But actually think on those ones! Like the Dime and Penny one!Who closes the door after the bu... Posted by Uncle Tommy on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:19:00 PST |
Rules of a True Guy |
Rules of a True Guy Rule 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. Rule 2: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to sav... Posted by Uncle Tommy on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:38:00 PST |
Various Rules (from me and other sources) |
Men are always hearing "the rules" from the female side. Now, here are some rules from the male perspective.Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.Sunday = sports. It's like the full mo... Posted by Uncle Tommy on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:20:00 PST |
New Rules |
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain o... Posted by Uncle Tommy on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:23:00 PST |
Odd thought of the day |
Odd thought:Never play wach-a-mole with your penis.I now return you to reality Posted by Uncle Tommy on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:45:00 PST |
Laws of Cartoon Physics |
Cartoon Law IAny body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippan... Posted by Uncle Tommy on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST |
Random Thoughts |
"We use mistletoe as an excuse to kiss strangersduring the holidays. Haven't people ever heard of chloroform?""When push comes to shove, it's really hard totell the difference between a push and a sho... Posted by Uncle Tommy on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST |
What's my Soul? |
You Are a Visionary SoulYou are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.You are wise and bright: able to reason and be r... Posted by Uncle Tommy on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:40:00 PST |
Turkey Recipe |
Turkey Recipe Here is a recipe I thought you would like for the holidays! Ingredients: 1 whole chicken or turkey 1 large lemon, cut into halves sprig of rosemary salt and pepper to taste butter or o... Posted by Uncle Tommy on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:34:00 PST |