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Oy Vey

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About Me


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Myspace offends me as a designer.

I like to say the word "fart". Also, I love yiddish. Seriously. I used to know Italian, but alas, I am so rusty, at this point I'm worse than a tourist. Speak yiddish to me, and I am your best buddy.I think I may have some schpilkitis in my ganektagazoink, no wonder I'm so farblondzhet. This is only a temporary condition, all it takes is a little chutzpah to call a shnuk a shnuk, clear the bubkes and toss the dreck, quit the kvetching and get on with a nice little mitzvah already. Oy vey eshmia.Be yourself. Speak up. Stand up for what you believe strongly about. Or at least wiggle in your chair.There are way too many people in this world who spend way too much time and energy worrying about being "cool", whatever that means.And another thing.I think I may be indecisive, but I'm not sure...

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My Interests

Tickling neocons until they fart.

I'd like to meet:

Yiddish lovers. Mensches. You know who you are.

Music:

strong melodic voice, and most everything else too. ..

Movies:

raising arizona, little miss sunshine, paper moon, what's up doc?, fantastic planet, idiocracy

Television:


Books:

super geeky anthropology studies, oddball character driven novels, yiddish dictionaries, mark helprin, edward abbey, anne tyler, annie proulx, janet fitch, wally lamb, more...

read summa this

Heroes:


Noam Chomsky, Margaret Mead, Al Lewis, Tenzin Gyatso , Arundhati Roy, Maher Arar, Howard Zinn, Ehren Watada, Mother Jones, Jimmy Carter, Amy Goodman, Molly Ivins, Pete Seeger, Studs Terkel, Art Buchwald, Cynthia Heimel, Daniel Berrigan, Robin Lee Graham, Emma Goldman, Art Buchwald, Joni Mitchell, Seymour Hersh, Agehananda Bharati, Woodie Guthrie, Jane Goodall, Michael Pollan, Gloria Steinem, The Yes Men, Bugs Bunny

My Blog

Job Market 2009

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Posted by Oy Vey on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:52:00 PST

Obama’s speech on the economy, etc

Obama’s speech on the economy, economic history, capitalism, & his plans for financial regulation: ...
Posted by Oy Vey on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:11:00 PST

PG&E starts getting gas from manure

In a weary world with so much strife, farting may be the only thing that saves us. So, when you're feeling blue, when DUHbya and the neo-con freaks turn your mind to poo, just think of a little someth...
Posted by Oy Vey on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:11:00 PST

Entrepreneurial Drunken Frat Boys Remodeled My Bungalow

What? Yes, its true. In my dream I had last night, that is.I must have a very serious fear of bad remodeling.In my dream, drunken frat boys had come in with their crews of workers, and remodeled my ...
Posted by Oy Vey on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 11:29:00 PST

the return of a slab of crazy

Don't know why exactly, but I watched the Tom Cruise Scientology video again on YouTube... maybe I just had to go and see if it really was as crazy as I remembered it... or maybe it was just that stup...
Posted by Oy Vey on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:04:00 PST

a slab of crazy - tom cruise scientology fragments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0&feature=relat ed one of my favorite ranters nails it so well: - - - - - Are you Tom Cruise crazy?Yes, the tiny megastar proves he's all kinds of nuts in a...
Posted by Oy Vey on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:05:00 PST

Deranged Personals

Ah, thank you universe, for sending me another lucious opportunity for a deranged personal ad... oh how I love doing these...And this one was just begging for it, I mean c'mon! The title?Short fat bal...
Posted by Oy Vey on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:10:00 PST

Happy New Year!!!

Its extremely important to be silly. Hence, here is my silly dream guy - he's a mashup between Tim Robbins, Greg Kinear, Daniel Day-Lewis, and Nathan Fillion. Let me know if you've seen him... ...
Posted by Oy Vey on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:19:00 PST

Why I don’t go there for xmas

The monsters roared again while the silent girl tried harder for silence and a pure heart shriveled for protection and watched the dog eat the turkey neck, when mercy pleaded please stop and nobody he...
Posted by Oy Vey on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:55:00 PST

Here again...

... I post someone else's writing in my blog... well, think of it as extra exposure for the writer. Here again is one of my favorite ranters, nailing it: link to the article on sfgate America: W...
Posted by Oy Vey on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:48:00 PST