Current interests include: Fake tattoos, fake mustaches, kickball taunts, skinny dipping, instant dates, bad ideas that seemed good at the time, girls way out of my league, getting back in touch with old friends, working too much, sleeping too little, after-hours parties, party photos that kick ass, avoiding making babies, surprise guest stars, and my car.I'm trying to find good music, but I hate most of it, so it's hard. I'm trying to decide if I this writing for a living thing is for me or not. I like smart comedy and indie films. I like my BMW. If you can make me laugh and think at the same time, I probably like you, too.
I'd like to meet:
Kari Fucking Byron. If you think I'm a nerd-ass fanboy, you'd be correct. Sue me.
Girls who want to talk excitedly about the LHC.
People that like Pabst Blue Ribbon. People who like to stay up late.
Also, people who agree that the eight worst words in the English language are, "Let me read you one of my poems!"If you feel like meeting me, I'm always fucking online.
yahoo - mattoly
AIM - mjmhickey
MSN - [email protected]
You should say hi, I'm a pretty nice guy. Just look at my comments! Look at them!
Music:
Elastica, Radiohead, Pulp, Blur, Magnetic Fields, Beethoven, Air, Belle + Sebastian, Motley Crue, Fugazi, New Bad Things, Gn'R, Iron Fucking Maiden, Jets to Brazil, JayZeezer (yes, really), and Weezer, Massive Attack, 3 Inches of Blood, Neil Fucking Diamond, David Lee Roth, the Rosebuds, The Shout Out Louds, The Arcade Fire, Camera Obscura, The Editors, Ratatat, Supergrass, T-Rex, CSS, Hot Hot Heat, Chromeo, and many others, even though I mostly hate music.
Television:
LOST, and almost any documentary in HD.
Books:
Yes, please. Cussler, McCarthy, Ellis, Morrison, Moore, and DuBrow. Dan Brown can fucking die in a helicopter crash.
Heroes:
And David Lee Roth, George Clooney, Hef, Grant, Bogey, Jarvis Cocker, James Bond, Optimus Prime, Gary Gygax, Han Solo, myself.
