Mexican stores, gin and tonic, M@, rifles, LIFE, pipebombs, SNOOTER, my dog apollo, cutting myself for attention, my fishies, water purification, Saint Francis, making alcoholic things, outside, alone time, ben and jerrys peanut butter cup icecream, expensive tequila, dragons, essence of life, funny things, interesting people, archery, piano playing, creation, pagodas, mysteries, my cousins in cookeville, MUDDYRUSSIANS, 6AV, the feeling in your tummie when you go down a hill too fast, 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749 44592307816........., taquitos, spooning, movies, the illuminati, Saint Michael, flying, red bull, BEER, xbox360, BIG E,
Above all, The Maker, but also Bald Bull from Mike Tysons punchout.. that bastard has it coming!, The Inventer of cotton balls, Albert Einstien, Someone who works at a Styrofoam packaging factory--I've always wondered what they ship the big pieces in to keep them from breaking..., TOM, Cheech and Chong, EVOLON, Kurt Kaskee, Kurt Cobain, Kurt Russel, One of those cats selling their SEMEN on EBAY, you know you wanna look just to see if i'm tellin the truth..., OOGER!!!!, I'd like to party with the whole jackass crew, especially Steve-O, Jay and Silent Bob, LORD-OF-THE-NOOSE!!!!! chuck norris--(Chuck Norris once built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement!)Who I'd like to meet again?--THE SHIRTLESS WILDMAN!!! He's been in hiding for quite sometime now...., DICK, I miss that cat too! ever since that damn NAZI-RUSSIAN-JEW put it on em' like nobodys business, I ain' seen him!, If you are ever hiking in the outback of cookeville and get snagged up by a man made bear trap or stumble across a naked man serenading a watter buffalo with a mating call unlike youv'e ever heard and clutching his copy of "mountain mans survival guide," tell MULEFACE that MULEDEER said hello! and lastly, MR. Cooleyman...the straightest guy with the most questionable sexual background and the most hispanic person without a mexican accent you will ever meet!
Anything Acoustic, Stuff from the late 80s-Early 90s, Copeland, New Found Glory, Dashboard Confessional, Mewithoutyou, Beauty School Dropouts, Old Matchbox 20, Five for Fighting, Something Corporate
Flypaper, Trainspotting, Story about a Mad Estranged Homeless person whom I call a friend....subtitled: An Autobiography of the Life and Times of DANIEL PATRICK BUTTRAM...selftitled: BoBoDeBoopPoopteePants!!!....--you gotta see that one! Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Se7en, Snatch, Blow, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Memento, Requiem for A Dream, Spun, Donnie darko, The Big Lebowski, American History X, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers
Quantum Leap, Walker Texas Ranger, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Ren and Stimpy, Hentai, Harvey Birdman, Sea Lab 2010
angelsanddemons, Deception Point, The DaVinci Code, Maxim, The Monkey Wrench Gang, The Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, The Collector, A Clockwork Orange, Digital Fortress
My Dad, Ross Perot and Ralph Nader-- you gotta give these guys an A for effort..., Moby, Don'cha, John Holmes,