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G-Virus

I'm fabbing fuckulous!

About Me

I'm a zombie killing, hoe bag, superstar! I come off as narsicistic, egotistical, sacastic, witty, blunt, and also very silly. I'm actually a very easy going, intellectual person. I may correct you on your grammer given you send me an unintelligible message. I'm hard to impress. And I usually think people are stupid when they try too hard to do so. One thing I don't like is people trying to out due me. Not many try, so I guess it's not that big of deal. I'm not going to stroke your ego, so there's your fair warning. I'm in an open relationship with myself. Except I get jealious at myself when people flirt with me. Then I go home and beat on myself. But I always tell myself I'm sorry and wont do it again. I like to injure people and mend them back to health just so I can use my cool medical supllies that I carry with me everywhere on them because it's fun to force doctor on people. Then I push them down the stairs. I get offers from infertile women asking me to impregnate them by flatulating in their crouch area. Silly girls. I make scary dance music in my head that will someday get stuck in yours. I like picnics, dancing, soup and being on the recieving end of gay bashings occasionally. Sometimes I get lost on the buses and don't where the fuck I am. I work at a pawnshop and figured out 1 in 30 people who walk in through the door carry guns with them. I like to say things like, "hey gang" and "swell" and "fuck the white cop!" and yes. Me in a nut shell. Or a pickle, or shackles or whatever. ALSO (Ha, I yelled cause' it was in CAPS) I would like to start some of my projects very soon. They include my music and interior decour. I also like to make my own hair extentions/falls. I'm very much a gamer. All together I have a PS2, XBOX, Gamecube, Genisis, Saturn, SNES, DS and a dreamcast. I can and WILL beat you at any game. Bring it the fuck on, bitch nugget. I will even beat you at DDR.Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

What am I not interested in? I'm interested in life in general. Not the world, I've experienced a lot of it for my age, but the world I've created for myself. It's fun here, WE ALL FLOAT.

I'd like to meet:

I've never been very shy. So, anyone. I don't care. But, I really want a pet goat. So if you can buy me a goat, I'll let you do stuff to my bum. Heheheheh!
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adopt your own virtual pet!Isn't it amazing how spiders can build better houses with their anal leakage better than any human can raise their goddamn kids these days?

Music:

Goth/Industrial, speedcore, Electronica, New wave, Billy, blah blah blah. I'll name a few bands but I'm not sitting here till' I rot like some people. God module, Nitzer ebb, Siouxsie and the banshees, Hocico, Leaether strip, Bauhaus, Joy divsion, Skinny puppy, Spahn ranch, XMTPW, Lords of acid, Depeche mode, N.W.A., Tiger army, Horrorpops, Wumpskut, Straycats, Christain death, The cure, psychopomps, Sisters of mercy, 45 grave, Infected mushroom, switchblade symphony, Vnv nation, And one, Neuroticfish, UnterART, Juno reactor, Grendel, Ohgr, My life with the thrill kill kult, pigface, Taktical sekt, Funker vogt, the list could go on forever mentioning every industrial band practicly out there.

Movies:

Horror, Class B, Sci fi. I have a lot of star trek that everyone makes fun of me for. I say live long and prosper with my middle finger. I love movies that are so horrible, you love them. Foreign films, Cult films, Foreign horror cult films. Troma films. You get the point. Kung fu, 1970's blacksploitation. And if you haven't seen Richard Elfman's The Forbidden Zone, I suggest a good watch.

Television:

Is a good thing to buy if you need a big box to make a fort out of. Otherwise, save the electricity. Unless you want to watch a movie or play video games. What Goth Band Are You?
You're Siouxsie and the Banshees, the grandmother and grandfather's of goth. You're gorgeous, but a bit of an elitist bitch. Oh well, you're entitled.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: la la laaaaa
Birthday: nov. 17. 1985
Birthplace: I was really too young to remember. But I'm guessing it was in the tire shack behind the woodyard.
Current Location: I woke up in this bathtub filled with ice water. There was a phone next to me with a little note saying "call 911". So I got on the phone with the operator, and said, "fuck the white cop, bitch!"
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Under my hair extensions I'm actualy a red head.
Height: Too tall to be a midget and not tall enough to be "tall".
Right Handed or Left Handed: I use both for different things.
Your Heritage: Half northern german, then danish, scandinavian (norway/ sweden), and Irish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Slippers when my white ass got home from hustlin'.
Your Weakness: Yo mama.
Your Fears: America.
Your Perfect Pizza: $5 large pizzas from little ceasers. I can walk there.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Well, I fugiure if I can find a school that I can go to, to learn how to fight robots in large mecha combat humanoid andriods, that would be gosh darn swell.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: *leaves blank becase IMing is for fucktards.*
Thoughts First Waking Up: .............. oh.
Your Best Physical Feature: Everything possibly physical about me.
Your Bedtime: I surely don't think I would find it in bed.
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't know. Can't remember.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fat people.
Single or Group Dates: Um, yeah whatever.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: And strawberry. And letus not forget booberry.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Oh no.
Do you Smoke: I would like to stop that sometime.
Do you Swear: Nope.
Do you Sing: Just ask my co workers. They'll tell you.
Do you Shower Daily: If not everyday, every otherday.
Have you Been in Love: Sure.
Do you want to go to College: Yes, to fight robots and/or interior decour.
Do you want to get Married: Maybe to someone who loves me and the feeling is mutual.
Do you belive in yourself: Duh. I'm all fleshy.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I get public sickness.
Do you think you are Attractive: I attract all kinds of things.
Are you a Health Freak: Nah, just a freak.
Do you get along with your Parents: More so than not.
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're ok.
Do you play an Instrument: I have a finger piano.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: How quie'
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, dear. Have you breathed in the past month?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: 5th amendment.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ... I think so.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: In the past month have you gone number 1?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I had afew chips ahoy today. And by a few I mean half the bag.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nein.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Negative
In the past month have you been Dumped: That's a no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: If you count the times I went skinny dipping and did not go into water, but was nude just for the sheer sake of nudity, then yes.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just virginity's here and there. *kidding*
Ever been Drunk: Dear, does the pope shit in the woods?
Ever been called a Tease: And many other things
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah but it's okay, I like it.
Ever Shoplifted: You know, I've tryed. Picking up tons of steel, fiber (glass), wood and plaster, not to mention all the piping and electrity mapping, I just don't have my youth these days. Them's be heavy.
How do you want to Die: Knowing no one will be effected negatively by my death.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A battlemage!
What country would you most like to Visit: Why not all of them? I'll probably never get to go visit any of them.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I kinda like the whole laser beam eye thing
Favourite Hair Color: I have a soft spot for them all.
Short or Long Hair: I like long, but honestly I don't really care.
Height: I don't do oompa loompas.
Weight: I have no personal preference (wow, am I getting a mail order husband?)
Best Clothing Style: I don't care, again. As long as they don't mind how I like to dress.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Lots. And no more needs to be discussed.
Number of CDs I own: I have a lot of music.
Number of Piercings: Gagillions
Number of Tattoos: Kazillions
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nah. No regrets.
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Books:

Rule. But I must say my favorite are medical books, pharmaceutical, and forensic sceince. I like to read on human anatomy and chemicals. I don't really find stories or series very interesting. I can understand and appreciate why people enjoy them, but I would rather read something that will show or teach me something.

Heroes:

Baby elephants.

My Blog

I'm excited!!

I was at work today. And this def dude came in and sold all his final fantasy games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps around excitedly and claps hands*  I'm going to buy his Final fantasy games whe...
Posted by G-Virus on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:57:00 PST

Bored the fuck!

Lately, things seem a bit different for me. Not in the sense of "somethings different", but all in the fact that everything's the same, I'm just finding myself BORED AS FUCK with a lot of shit. My job...
Posted by G-Virus on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:22:00 PST

I'm a reader.

I've decided to start reading again. Not that I've ever stopped, but I've never found the time or gave so much as shit on the flip side. Untill yesturday. I was in silverdale at the bookstore and I fo...
Posted by G-Virus on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:21:00 PST

Tranny or granny

Which one's your gran? Which ones a man? Moo milk or man milk? try to tell the difference. Click this link and make sure you have audio. It's stupidly hillarious. You just have to trust...
Posted by G-Virus on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:05:00 PST

New begginings for the weird

So if you've been paying attention, you'll notice I've erased many of my blogs. Mainly because I hate looking at bad memories. I've just gotten a new job in Tukwilla so I'm moving to Kent to live with...
Posted by G-Virus on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:55:00 PST

Just some random ranting and other stuff...

HEY BOBBO TIME FOR NOOGIES!!
Posted by G-Virus on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:13:00 PST

80% of people posting classified personals should never breed.

 Three words/phrases I hate for people to use with me: "Interested", "hit me up" and "lets see where it goes". I quote Maddox when I say if these phrases were people, I would embrace their genoci...
Posted by G-Virus on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:47:00 PST