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Ian Blake

BlueLabel Magic .. I Can Go From 0 To Bitch In 1.2 Seconds .. So Dont Fuck With Me!

About Me

Hamlet:To be, or not to be : that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscover'd country from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pith and moment With this regard their currents turn awry, And lose the name of action.--Soft you now! The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons Be all my sins remember'd.................................................. ..........I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Albert
Birthday: March 4 ...
Birthplace: Ponce ..
Current Location: Mayaguez
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Dont Know .. From Spain and Italy
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: Dont Ask!!!!
Your Fears: Every Animal In This Planet!
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheeeeeeesssssssssssssseeeeeeeee!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Another Tattoo Without Pain! LOL
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL and OMG!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Another Day!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Butt! LOL ..
Your Bedtime: 1am
Your Most Missed Memory: Dont Ask!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee!
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yesssssssssssss
Have you Been in Love: Yessssss .. Damn!!!!!!
Do you want to go to College: Im In Collegee!
Do you want to get Married: NOOOOOOO! Neverrrrrr!
Do you belive in yourself: Of Course!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nop ..
Do you think you are Attractive: Yessss! Hell Yes!!
Are you a Health Freak: Nop !
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah ..
Do you like Thunderstorms: Who Like That?
Do you play an Instrument: Piano ..
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah ..
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah ..
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nop ..
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah ..
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yeah .. Two ..
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I Hate Sushi!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nop ..
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah ..
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yeah ...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nop ..
Ever been Drunk: Of Course .. and a Lot!
Ever been called a Tease:
Ever been Beaten up:
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die:
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Not Important
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret:

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I'd like to meet:

This Is My Boyfriend .. DixonThis Is My Bestfriend .. BarbieThis is Barbie And Rafy ...They Dont Want Me In The Picture ..Ellos Son Los Limpia Botas ..At La Plaza De Mayaguez .. Barbie .. DG .. And Emanuelof Course .. ME!At Home ..At Nova Ley .. Rafy En El ViajeDespues de Muchoooo Reirnos .. Salio La PicRobertito Perdio En El Chiste ..Hands ..Mis Tatuajes ..Fumandooo En Rincoooonnnnn ... Escapados ..Barbie .. Rafy .. And DG ... En Mi Casa ..

Music:



Apasionada
Apasionada Live
Barrio Fino
Ricky Martin: MTV Unplugged
Nevermind

Version 2.0
Garbage
It Ends Tonight
The All-American Rejects
Move Along

Breakaway powered by frazy.com

Movies:



Jackass - The Movie (Unrated Special Collector's Edition)
Y Tu Mama Tambien (R-rated Edition)
Monster-in-Law
Just Married
Enough (Ws)

The Exorcist - The Complete Anthology (Original / The Version You've Never Seen / Exorcist II The Heretic / Exorcist III / The B
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (Theatrical and Extended Limited Edition)
All About My Mother (Todo sobre mi madre) [ NON-USA FORMAT, PAL, Reg.2 Import - Great Britain ]
The Matrix Reloaded (Widescreen Edition)
Mommie Dearest (Hollywood Royalty Edition)

The First Wives Club
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 - Gruesome Edition (Ws)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Two-Disc Ultimate Edition) powered by frazy.com

Television:


You Aren't Scary, You're Scared
Probably even scared to see how this quiz came out! How Scary Are You? ........................................................
Your Hippie Chick Name Is:
Lake Hippie Chick Name Generator ...........................................................
You Probably Won't Keep Your New Year's Resolution
Something isn't quite right with the resolution you've selected. Maybe it's time for a different one? Will You Keep Your New Year's Resolution? ...........................................................
Your Holiday Stress Level is Moderate
The holidays sometimes stress you out, but mostly because they wear you down.
Take it easy! You can have a fun holiday without running yourself ragged. What's Your Holiday Stress Level? ...........................................................
Your Drag Queen Name Is:
Tess Tosterone Drag Queen Name Generator ...........................................................
Your Girl Parts Are Named:
Bearded Taco Girl Parts Name Generator ...........................................................
Star Wars Horoscope for Pisces
A typical Pisces, you have your head in the clouds.
You're self-sacrificing and a bit too passive to stand up to the dark side.
You become fairly pessimistic when put under pressure.
You are a chameleon - wanting to change your scenery on occassion.
Star wars character you are most like: Lando What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope? ...........................................................
You Are a "Wink"
What Japanese Smiley Are You? ...........................................................
Your Gluttony Quotient: 65%
Eating is not just a hobby for you - it's your life.
And while your friends do appreciate your good taste in food, they're a little disgusted by how fast you shovel it down. How Much Gluttony Do You Have? ...........................................................
Your Pride Quotient: 61%
You're beyond proud - you think you're honorary royalty.
And while you may be nice on occasion, it's usually just to get what you want. How Much Pride Do You Have? ...........................................................
You Should Learn Japanese
You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture.
From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko! What Language Should You Learn? ...........................................................
Your Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What's Your Hidden Talent? ...........................................................
You Are 40% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You? ...........................................................
Your Daddy Is Dick Cheney
What You Call Him: Papi
Why You Love Him: He takes you to church Who's Your Daddy? ..........................................................
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You? ...........................................................
Your Birthdate: March 4
You have an extraordinary character - moral, responsible, and disciplined.
Your sincerely and honesty shine through in almost every situation.
Driven and focused, you rarely let your emotions get the better of you.
You're level headed and rational. People count on your to look at things objectively.
Your strength: Your unwavering loyalty and ethics
Your weakness: Your rock solid stubbornness
Your power color: Navy blue
Your power symbol: Shield
Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean? ...........................................................
You Failed the US Citizenship Test
Oops, you only got 2 out of 10 right! Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test? ..........................................................
What Your Underwear Says About You
When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!
Your an exhibitionist, but honey, no one wants to see your business. The Underwear Oracle ...........................................................

Books:



The Portable Nietzsche (Viking Portable Library)
Asi Hablo Zaratustra / Thus Spoke Zarathustra (Alba)
Me llamo Rigoberta Menchú y así me nació la conciencia
Sur Le Bord De La Riviere Piedra Je Me Suis Assise Et J'ai Pleure
Angels & Demons

The Da Vinci Code
City of the Beasts
Eva Luna
Paula
The House of the Spirits

Zorro: A Novel
Daughter of Fortune: A Novel
Ines of My Soul: A Novel powered by frazy.com

My Blog

Princess Diana Speech by Earl Charles Spencer

Princess Diana Speech by Earl Charles Spencer I stand before you today the representative of a family in grief, in a country in mourning before a world in shock. We are a...
Posted by Ian Blake on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 07:00:00 PST

Te Quiero ...

Te quiero   Tus manos son mi caricia, mis acordes cotidianos, te quiero porque tus manos trabajan por la justiciaSi te quiero es porque sos mi amor, mi cómplice y todo y...
Posted by Ian Blake on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:26:00 PST

Lo Que Fuiste

Lo Que Fuiste   Me siento a escribir lo primero que se me venga en mente y en lo primero en que pienso es en tu recuerdo. Tu linda cara, tus ojos alegres y tu sonrisa llenaron mi vida de felicid...
Posted by Ian Blake on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:25:00 PST

A Un Amigo ..

Algunas Amistades Son Eternas Algunas veces encuentras en la vida una amistad especial: ese alguien que al entrar en tu vida la cambia por completo. Ese alguien que te hace reir sin cesar; ese alguien...
Posted by Ian Blake on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:24:00 PST

Te Quise

Te quise, Te amé, Te quiero   Momentos a solas me hacen revivir los días y las horas. Horas q compartimos juntos queriendonos, mimandonos.   Momentos de alegría q se mezclan con sonrisas. Mo...
Posted by Ian Blake on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:22:00 PST

Steps To Become A Drag Queen

This Are The Four Steps To Becoming A Real Drag Queen .. From To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar Movie .. 1. Let good thoughts be your sword and shield.2. Ignore adversity.3. Abide by the ...
Posted by Ian Blake on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST

Miss Coco Peru

Miss Coco Peru ..So Im Not One To Gossip .. Thats Not My Nature .. Truth .. Now, Thats My Nature .. So As A Truthseeker .. I Feel Its My Duty To Tell You That You Boyfriend Is A No-Good Fucking Piece ...
Posted by Ian Blake on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:02:00 PST

Child No No No!

Child, No, No, No. You are a boy in a dress.When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual kicks, He is a Transvestite.When a man is a woman trapped in a mans body and has a little operation ...
Posted by Ian Blake on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:10:00 PST

Se Alquila: ¡Puerto Rico!

Aníbal ha hecho algo que ninguno de los gobernadores anteriores ha hecho: Decirle al puertorriqueño la verdad sobre las deudas que viene arrastrando el gobierno sin intenciones de repagarlas. Claro es...
Posted by Ian Blake on Thu, 04 May 2006 09:14:00 PST

¡Lo Que Pasa Es Que Puerto Rico Es Muy Grande!

¡Lo que pasa es que PR es demasiado Grande!PR tiene demasiada población, demasiada extensión territorial, demasiada infraestructura, demasiadas carreteras, demasiados muchachos en Instrucción Pública ...
Posted by Ian Blake on Thu, 04 May 2006 09:10:00 PST