SYRIANA: Politically Charged Thriller, or Thinly-Veiled BioPic of Lily P. Simonson? |
(FILM REVIEW) Syriana may have received wide acclaim for its alleged portrayal of the corruption of the oil industry, but the film has obviously been catastrophically misinterpreted. Compos...
Posted by Lily on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 11:42:00 PST |
Notes from A Broad (Mrs. Holland's Opus) |
Greetings from Berlin, my Feathered Friends! I seem to have made it thru Germany relatively unscathed, which is noteworthy not only because I am a kyke, but also because the only German phrase I know...
Posted by Lily on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 05:32:00 PST |
Loose Lips Sink Ships (DRAWING RESTRAINT 9 movie review) |
Matthew Barney's delivery of his three lines of dialogue proves to be nothing short of embarassing as he and Bjork collaborate in.... sucking at acting! Moreover, it turns out that Bjork has a fat as...
Posted by Lily on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 03:54:00 PST |
hi cheryl and cortney. |
Because Cheryl and I got bored watching MELINDA AND MELINDA. oh woody allen, why did you stop casting yourself in your own movies?9 Lasts-last cigarette: stites' butt.-last beverage: Trader Giotto's ...
Posted by Lily on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:24:00 PST |
"Failure to Launch" Fails to Launch |
MOVIE REVIEW by Tristan Buckner and Lily Simonson*
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew McConaughey??!?! What is this 1996?!
*please note: we have not actually viewed this film
Posted by Lily on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:42:00 PST |
MY SISTER, SARA, ON KANYE WEST |
SARA'S BOSS: Isn't that song [Gold Digger feat. Jamie Foxx] kind of offensive?
SARA: If you're a gold digger!
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by Lily on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 01:53:00 PST |
GIMP CHRON UPDATE |
Having left the house only twice a week to shuttle back and forth to physical therapy i've developed some pretty...erm... reclusive tendencies. Sometimes I'll totally shake things up and scoot down t...
Posted by Lily on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
John Waters Is My Valentine! |
JOHN WATERS (fellow Marylander, cult filmmaker extraordinaire, personal idol) sent me a postcard!!!!
So as you may know, my sister works for the documentary series "Art21" that profiles different c...
Posted by Lily on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
THE GIMP CHRONICLES |
Dearest Feathered Friends,
I find myself, once again, brutally separated from all (or at least the vast majority) of you. I know many of you are probably losing a lot of sleep over the most recen...
Posted by Lily on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
