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About Me

RobertBradley.... what to say that hasn't already been said? well lucky me it's all been said... well maybe not saint or even ugly (which is a plus) I was born in the nineteen hundred and eighty-four. I did some things and said some stuff nothing too important really, well maybe a little important but dont really feel like explaining myself at this moment... wow! this about me thing is no joke yo. I actually cant think of anything to write about me self, but yet I'll continue to ramble about absolutely nothing until I get tired of typing (cause thats just what I do) I like drinking and watching stuff on the t.v. and sometimes one night stands... hahaha kidding, but not really. I hate candy and all dessert products, this one time I ate about a million smarties and got really sick so thats why I dont eat the candies. oddly enough though I like sweet tea and the sugar in me coffee. I'm one of three white guys at my work and it's awesome, cause now I'm down wit dat lingo... I'm very social, maybe too social for most people (maybe a curse) I'm too sarcastic and curse like a sailor... do sailors really curse that much??? you know the word shit comes form Ship High In Transit. cause of fertilizer being shipped back in the day used to blow up cause of the fumes it lets out, so long story short you had to ship it on the deck outside. well I really dont inspire to be anything and I dont really have any goals except for international jewel thief or possibly hitman, you know something exciting like a ninja or spy or possibly ninjaspy. I'm bit of a drunkard (only on the weekends) I rather enjoy annoying others and being naked in public. I know I know weird, but hey some of the things you like might be weird too (you fucking douche) dont judge me, your not fucking perfect. sorry for that outburst... well anything else you decide you want to know about this cute, tall and disease free gentlemen just ask I dont bite yo. well I mean I do bite, cause you cant eat without biting. well unless you just eat ice cream, mash potatoes or oat meal all the time... I guess you can always use a blender and make everything you ingest eatable without the chewing factor. weird though... is it still tasty when it's been blended? it kind of reminds me of vomit, so I probably couldn't drink my meals... well unless my teeth fell out and I guess I dont have much of a choice really, but still drinking a steak... thats just ludacris and not the rapper either... robbyg outie....Get MySpace Layouts from nUCLEArcENTURy .COM OR create your own using MySpace profile editor !!!
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My Interests

movies, television, drinking drinks, eating food, underground fight clubs (no hitting in the face, it's all I got), Females (no dudes, well except for this one time....but I'm not gay I was experimenting, scientists experiment all the time and their not gay.), my chinchilla R.I.P. (which is the coolest animal of them all.) and many other things.

I'd like to meet:

really hot guys with their big muscles.... *cough* *cough* I mean chicks with boobies... yeah... chicks...

Music:

too much shit to type and I dont wanna. I find new bands I like everyday...

Television:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: RobertBradley
Birthday: January the twelve nineteen hundred and 84
Birthplace: my mothers' vagina
Current Location: chads' love seat
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: blue black
Height: 6 feet and 4 inches yo!
Right Handed or Left Handed: right cause it's right.
Your Heritage: classified
The Shoes You Wore Today: they look like bedroom slippers
Your Weakness: well it's not kryptonite
Your Fears: dont have any...
Your Perfect Pizza: pineapple and meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I dont make goals, you just get let down
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I dont IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: thats a massive tent!
Your Best Physical Feature: height and being pretty
Your Bedtime: when I get cranky
Your Most Missed Memory: if it's missed then I dont miss it...
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: the king
Single or Group Dates: doesnt matter, I dont get either... (sigh)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: I dont care
Do you Smoke: only the pole
Do you Swear: like a mother fucking sailor
Do you Sing: like a blue jay
Do you Shower Daily: hell yes
Have you Been in Love: ...ouch! getting a little personal
Do you want to go to College: sounds cool
Do you want to get Married: would be nice to find someone to put up with me
Do you belive in yourself: I'm real, so yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: I'm no bitch
Do you think you are Attractive: I have my moments
Are you a Health Freak: not in the least
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: if I dont have a metal pole
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute and falangenette
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahahahaha.... you serious?
In the past month have you Smoked: I think so
In the past month have you been on Drugs: sadly no....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: been more than a month
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I dont eat cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no sir
In the past month have you been on Stage: not that I recall
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too cold... shrinkage
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a couple of hearts.... zing!
Ever been Drunk: hahahahaha...... NO! (sarcasim)
Ever been called a Tease: once or twice
Ever been Beaten up: I run fast
Ever Shoplifted: I had my moments
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: something that involves a tie
What country would you most like to Visit: i dont care
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont have one
Favourite Hair Color: dark is nice, but I make exceptions
Short or Long Hair: perfer the long
Height: no freaky tall ladies
Weight: I'm very shallow. hahahaha
Best Clothing Style: naked is always nice
Number of Drugs I have taken: ......
Number of CDs I own: ?
Number of Piercings: lip
Number of Tattoos: 10
Number of things in my Past I Regret: some, but I can llive with it.
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Books:

Books, ha ha ha you guys and your books.

My Blog

it started as a bunch of rambles, but turned into a masterpiece

lets get crazy drunk and naked wrestle outside while the neighbors watch with total disagreement, but somewhere inside they hope we come over and invite them to naked wrestle with us and deep down we ...
Posted by RobertBradley... on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 01:40:00 PST

Jail house rock

well when I was pre-celebrating Audra's mom's wedding I didnt know when to say "when" and got caught pissing on a truck in summerville. well turns out I had an audience, which was a copper a very crab...
Posted by RobertBradley... on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:59:00 PST

day 27

today you are not allowed to use the words yes or no. see how long you last. this actually went very well and quite funny cause I was at work and not very easy answering questions....
Posted by RobertBradley... on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:41:00 PST

day 26

today choose what you'd prefer to be reincarnated as... I chose a fiddle, cause I always wanted to be played like one.
Posted by RobertBradley... on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:35:00 PST

alright bitches I be back.

sorry. been away from computer for a bit, but the days are back.
Posted by RobertBradley... on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:32:00 PST

Day 25

things you will never do before you die. tick the boxes to come to terms with the fact that you will never: I may list them.... later.
Posted by RobertBradley... on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:40:00 PST

Day 24

barter day. bartering provides fun for all the family, bypasesses the taxman, and is a useful skill to acquire int he event civilization should suddenly revert to the stone age. I gave two buisness ca...
Posted by RobertBradley... on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:38:00 PST

Day 23

how do you know you look as good as you could? today make a no-obligation appointment with a plastic surgeon and see what he recommends. so I sat at work all damn day lookin in the phone book and you ...
Posted by RobertBradley... on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:34:00 PST

Day 22

Today agree to meet someoe in 10 years' time. fill in this coupon and hand it to a stranger or someone your hardly know.
Posted by RobertBradley... on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:31:00 PST

Day 21

Patriotism Day! it is the duty of every citizen to be patriotic. a country is one's soil, one's blood, one's tears, one's roots.
Posted by RobertBradley... on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:53:00 PST