Well I hale from Krypton, a planet far away. I came to Earth When I was about 4. Landed in Smallville after I hitched a ride on a meatorite. Growing up in a small town was alright, but the big city is so much better. I like flying around and saving lives. I think it's really funny when thugs shoot me and I play dead for a minute then TAA! DAA! I jump back up and bitch slap those mofos. I kinda got a crush on this chick Lois Lane, but I don't have that much time right now due to death threats on the Earth. Right now I'm battling the criminal mastermind that is Lex Luthor. You would think a person would get tired of losing so damn much, but he does have heart. My dislikes are bad guys and Kryptonite.
