[K] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have this to talk to friends and use when I'm bored. I don't update my pictures every day, I don't post blogs of my daily activities, and I don't post bullitens begging you to pay attention to me. Frankly it's because I don't care.

I'm loud, I can be rude, crude, and I curse like a sailor.

I'm a hair stylist, and I love my work. I only hand out free favors to my good friends - so if you aren't, don't ask.

I like to drink, I smoke cowboy killers, and listen to music ranging from Stevie Wonder to Job for a Cowboy.

My Interests

.boozin'. .sex, drugs, and/or rock and roll. .the word "fuck wigger". .being a dirt bag. .cheap indian cigarettes. .me myself and i.

I'd like to meet:

MATLOCK!

Music:

.METAL. .eric clapton. .guns and roses. .motley crue. .every time i die. .metallica. .slayer. .arch enemy. .too much to get into.

Movies:

office Space, monty python and the holy grail, shaun of the dead, american warewolf in london, requiem for a dream, this is spinal tap, billy madison, mallrats, PIRATES.

Television:

aquateen hunger force house matlock food network fatties la ink

Books:

the belljar, riding with the queen, other peoples homework...

Heroes:

Michelle Duggar's vagina.

that sad little zoloft ball.

My Blog

Taking on the world...

Tres and I are stepping out, some know, others don't. However what I'd really like to do is just blow the top off the whole extravaganza, and if there wasn't a degree of shit-catching involved I would...
Posted by [K] on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:34:00 PST

Fat Attack

MY GRANDMA CALLED ME FAT. Not completely, she asked why I had to eat ice cream and gave me some nasty look. Love you too Grams. It was effing fat-free, sugar-free, splenda ice cream...i threw the whol...
Posted by [K] on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:56:00 PST

Myspace survery I suppose.

your name?do I know you?do we have stuff in common?are you even concerned with this?would you cook me dinner?want to be my best friend then?can we post pictures of each others in our profiles?...
Posted by [K] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Common people...

this is to all the sketchy kids out there : i don't see this as the world being very fair to me. why can't everyone be as direct and to the point as myself? that will really never stop bothering me...
Posted by [K] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST