I graduated from Anacortes High School once. And now I live in Seattle's U-District and I go to community college. I listen to music sometimes. And every now and then I play games. Like hopscotch or tiddly-winks. Occasionally I read books or do homework. A veces yo assisto a escuela. No hablo espanol. I recently discovered that I have not the slightest clue what the hell I am going to do with myself.
I rarely leave a five block area around my apartment except on weekends to get drunk and weekdays to go to school.
When I go to Subway I order a 12" Subway Melt on white with pepperjack. Microwaved. I add lettuce, peppers, onions, honey mustard, salt and pepper. A bag of cheetos and an orange soda.
$8.37
on the debit card
no thanks, I dont need a receipt
In the mornings, I go to Bulldog News for a P-I and a double tall mocha with whipped cream.
Three days a week, I go to The Cafe on the Ave for a bagel sandwich and 12 oz drip.
Light cream and lots of sugar.
I do the crossword on the bus
I finish it by the time I get to school on Mondays
On Tuesdays, I finish it before english or during journalism
I dont finish it most other days and I do the Sudoku and read all of the comics
On days when I do finish it, I read Zits, Dilbert, Red and Rover, Bizarro and Pearls Before Swine.
Also, The Boondocks
I read two stories from the front page
I finish one that continues to another page.
On Thursdays I get pizza from Pizza Brava (two slices of pepperoni) and read The Stranger.
At least once a week I buy at least one cd from Everyday Music on Broadway. On those days, I also get a Dick's Deluxe from across the street
Every time I get on the bus, I sit in the seat closest to the front door. When I am with other people, I sit on the bench seat closest to the door. When I am by myself, I sit on the single seat next to eh wheelchair spot
I only write with Le Pens and Staedtler 925 05 mechanical pencils. I keep the pencil behind my right ear and the pen behind my left
I use only five star notebooks.
I put the funnies page in the bottle holder on the right side of my back pack
The rest of the paper gets folded into thirds vertically and put inside the backpack, minus the classifieds and the inserts, which I threw away at the coffeeshop before I started the crossword
Once a month, the valpak comes and I throw it out
And the only mail I get on any given day is from 1-800-the-lost
The only hard alcohol I drink is gin, and the only beers I drink are Rolling Rock or Busch Light. When I have a choice, that is.
I am also partial to the occasional Pabst Blue Ribbon
When I smoke, on occasion, I smoke american spirits in the light blue package, and I only use full-sized bic lighters.
When I go to jack in the box, there are three acceptable orders
1) extreme sausage sandwich
2) ultimate bacon cheeseburger
3) sourdough jack
I would marry Margot Tenenbaum, and she would divorce me. Then I would marry Lucy from The Peanuts, but I would be miserable and it would only be out of convenience.
