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THE WIZARD OF iD

THE NAME IS DAV---ID NOT DAVE

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: DAVID
Birthday: JULY 3, 1971 THE DAY JIM MORRISON DIED...
Birthplace: FONTUCKY, CA
Current Location: RIALTO, CA
Eye Color: HAZEL
Hair Color: DIRTY DISHWATER BLONDE
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: WHOLE LOTTA GERMAN, A TAD IRISH AND ITALIAN.
The Shoes You Wore Today: I HAVEN'T WORN ANY YET
Your Weakness: SEXY ASS BITCHES!
Your Fears: THE DARK...GROWING OLD ALONE..AND AND AND...JOHN TESH.
Your Perfect Pizza: BROTHER PIZZA IN RIALTO..LITTLE SHOUT OUT.
Thoughts First Waking Up: DAMN I'M OLD.

Your Best Physical Feature: MY DAMN SEXY EYES.
Your Bedtime: WHENEVER.
Your Most Missed Memory: IF IT'S MISSED..HOW CAN IT BE A MEMORY?
Pepsi or Coke: DR PEPPER
MacDonalds or Burger King: NIETHER. THEY BOTH SUCK.
Single or Group Dates: GROUP SEX?
Chocolate or Vanilla: WHITE CHOCOLATE MOTHERFUCKERS.
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAPPUCCINO. I LIKE IT WHITE AND SWEET LIKE MY WOMEN.
Do you Smoke: YES I DO.
Do you Swear: HMMM...HAVE YOU BEEN READING THIS FUCKING SURVEY?
Do you Sing: NOT WELL...BUT YES.
Have you Been in Love: YES
Do you want to get Married: NOT AGAIN AT THE MOMENT
Do you think you are Attractive: I'VE BEEN TOLD I'M SEXY.
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES YES YES YES
Do you play an Instrument: NO NO NO NO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YA.
In the past month have you Smoked: AGAIN YA.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: WHAT KIND OF DRUGS?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: OK
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO. I'VE HAD AN OREO.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: YES.
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO :(
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NOT SURE.
Ever been Drunk: A COUPLE TIMES
Ever been called a Tease: HMMM...NO CAUSE I'M HERE TO PLEASE.
Ever been Beaten up: YES. :(
Ever Shoplifted: YES
How do you want to Die: HAPPY
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'M ALREADY GROWN UP...IF I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT BY NOW...THERE'S NO HOPE.
What country would you most like to Visit: ALL OF 'EM. NOT ONE PLACE I WOULDN'T GO IN THIS WORLD.
Number of Drugs I have taken: AGAIN...WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER DRUGS?
Number of CDs I own: THAT'S A SORE SUBJECT.
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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Music:

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Movies:

THOSE AS WELL...

Television:

MMM...CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY DVR.

Books:

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