Mostly I just do what my girlfriend tells me to do. Trust me, it's easier that way. If I'm allowed I like to go hiking, fishing, play raquetball, etc. Basically white guy stuff.
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adopt your own virtual pet!
I'd like to meet someone with the same name and age as me, so I can steal their identity and max out all their credit cards.
I listen to rap when I'm driving less than 40mph, metal when I'm driving more than 40mph, and show-tunes when I'm driving alone with the windows rolled up and the doors locked.
In order for a movie to be watchable it must contain 3 key elements; a helicopter explosion, robots, and Antonio Sabato Jr.
I don't get to watch TV anymore, ever since my girlfriend discovered Soapnet.
I like to read the ingredients on the back of the shampoo bottle when I'm masturbating in the shower.
Anyone who gets to order someone to do something "with extreme prejudice", and really means it.