I'd like to meet:
Judd Apatow.
Music:
Cake, REM, Modest Mouse, Joni Mitchell, Beck, Simon & Garfunkel, Monster Ballads, Willie Nelson, Nelly Furtado, Fiona Apple, Sublime, Missy Elliott, The Shins, DMB, NKOTB, Reggae, Led Zeppelin, Tori Amos, The Beatles, Dolly Parton, David Bowie, Violent Femmes, Louis Armstrong, The Beach Boys, Stevie Wonder, Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, Radiohead, Tenacious D, Michael Jackson (when he was still Black), Guns & Roses, Van Morrison.
Movies:
Spellbound, Tommy Boy, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Urban Cowboy, Adaptation, Being John Malkovitch, The Breakfast Club, Muppets Take Manhattan, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Whale Rider, Eternal Sunshine..., Donnie Darko, The Shining, Gates of Heaven (well, anything by Errol Morris, for that matter), Neverending Story, The Big Lebowski, Lost in Translation, The Exorcist, Let's Scare Jessica to Death, Teen Wolf, An American Werewolf in London, The Peanut Butter Solution, Say Anything, Sleepaway Camp.
Television:
Anything on HBO--Six Feet Under, Curb Yr Enthusiasm, Extras, Bill Mahr...Planet's Funniest Animals (on mute), The Daily Show, Lost, Arrested Development, Forensic Files, Aquateen Hunger Force, The Simpsons, MacGyver, Hawaii 5-0, trashy reality shows, and the most evil and addictive force on daytime TV: Days of Our Lives. I'm a TV-zombie. Horrible, I know.
Books:
The Secret of Cartwheels.
Heroes:
Pee Wee Herman, Arundhati Roy, Matt Groening, Frylock.