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Lord Kelvin

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About Me

I am a: RUM BOOGIE One part dark rum, one part Royal Crown Cola, dash of amaretto, wedge of lime. Shaken, stirred and served in a dixiecup. Cheers!I am an: OBSESSIVE MOVER. I can't stay in one place for more than like a year. Haven't found the one city or place I HAVE to live yet. But when I do, I'm PLANTING.I am a: bit of a WORKAHOLIC, but definetely a fun-seeker and doer. And not a big-speller. I am a: BIG THINKER...Hey, we're not dogs or monkeys, so why not learn, live, love, hear, eat, touch, handle, break (hide or put back), travel, and basically DO as much of what's out there for the rest of our lives as we can? I saw video images of a quasar on TV the other day. Basically, it was like looking at the door to another dimension. Or catching God at work. It was sublime and impossible to me that we can actually look at that shit.Hey, I know that I can be a bit out-there, but If you are a FRIEND OF MINE or you want to be, don't get pissed if I'm not always the one to make the first phonecall. I'm just in MY PRIVATE WEIRD-SPACE. I'll be back soon. I promise.

My Interests

art, photography, books, nature, the Nature Channel, monkeys, travel, a good road trip, bad karaoke, bowling shoes, bicycles, old things, old buildings, arrowheads, snowboarding, surfing, hawaii, novelties, my friends dropping by myspace (Ok, let's get with that, kids) cool landscape pictures, good food, service with a smile, and a nice SPANK where it counts sunshine.

I'd like to meet:

Homer, Dali, Knut Hamsun, Jeff Mangum, H.P. Lovecraft oh, on here?! Friends, i guess.

Music:

Anything from The Kills to Ali Farka Toure. First 10 songs off my I-Pod shuffle: Buddy Holly, Breeders, Billie Holiday, The Specials, E.T. Mensah, Immortal Lee County Killers, 5.6.7.8's, Sonic Youth, Superchunk, Gorillaz, EL-P. I think that's more than 10, oh well...Here's 4 words that sum up my taste in music: Loud, soul, smart, pop.

Movies:

The Killing, Royal Tennenbaums, City of Lost Children, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, Big Lebowski, Reservoir Dogs, The Long Ride

Television:

English Office. Old Star Trek. Dr. Who. Dark Shadows. Rome, Carnivale, CHips, Fall Guy, Miami Vice. Ok,...Law and Order.

Books:

Phillip K. Dick, Donald Westlake, Cormac McCarthy, Italo Calvino, O. Henry, You pick a story, they're all good.

Heroes:

My dad. Although he probably never knew it. Beck. Frank Black. Buckminster Fuller. Peaches. Riley Martin

My Blog

Kevin J. Simons Day

Ok folks, I'm headed out of town to Colorado.  I'm gonna be meeting up with some old friends and apparantly, meeting some new.  I'm gonna snowboard, go up to Boulder, see my cousin...
Posted by Lord Kelvin on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:57:00 PST

sad sappy sucker

so i'm headed out on an errand a few minutes ago.  i get to the door and who is waiting there?  Mini (see new pic for those of you who don't know her). She's looking up at me with those big ...
Posted by Lord Kelvin on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:15:00 PST

What about Bam?

Ok, so, my alma mater is West Chester East High School.  It's been some years since i've lived around West Chester, or spent any real time but the occasional dinner with mom, then back-to or off-...
Posted by Lord Kelvin on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:00:00 PST

barack obama

so what's the deal?  barack obama for president?  i don't care, anyone who's not another right-wing pussy or bush. but what i'm wondering is...how did barack obama become a politician in the...
Posted by Lord Kelvin on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:33:00 PST

the why

So as part of the official kevin-improvement-program '07, i have joined a gym.  or rather, the "Y."  so far i've done body sculpting I and II, core intermediate and yoga.  these are all...
Posted by Lord Kelvin on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST