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mr. friend

don't disturb me

About Me

all i really want out of life is one continuous nap. i'll wake up at 7am for my breakfast, and scratch at the backdoor for my dinner, thank you. i have several possesions, but that confounded mama takes the stuffing out of them before i can ever finish eating it. i live with this cat, this wild beast of a cat that jumps on my back and swats my tail. i'm working on my english, and so far my favorite words are "walk, go, dinner, treat, go to bed, and jumpy upy." i'll poop on the floor if you leave the house before petting me. oh, and please don't dress me up in sweaters and costumes. i know you think its funny, but i fucking hate it.

My Interests

chewing, eating, sleeping, turds, pillows, being a cuddle bug, taking walks, tall grass, car rides, saying "mmmm," wooing at the door, stomping things, shaking toys, dipping my face in the trash, laying in laps.

I'd like to meet:

humans that will pet me, love me, talk to me, or feed me. no dogs please, unless i can eat your poop.

Music:

whatever the pug mama listens to

Movies:

milo and otis, men in black (no i'm not frank, quit asking)

Television:

the puppy channel

Heroes:

jim messner