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the tyranical teabagger

ill be yours like a junkie on methodone who picks and cleans his teeth

About Me

I piss people off a lot and get rowdy with friends MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Reading music long walks on the beach listening to tom jones with that guy from baywatch

I'd like to meet:

anyone who is shorter than me thanks anna for inspiring me to write this yikes
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Music:

alkaline trio, against me, cursive, bright eyes, hot water music, leatherface, alex is on fire, moneen, beatles, clash, the faint, she wants revenge, honary title, murder by death, maria taylor, rilo kiley, son of ambulance, radiohead, thursday, emmy lou harris, led zepplin, iggy pop, david bowie, bouncing souls, loved ones, love equals death, interpol, The lawrence arms, saves the day, refused, bayside, bjork, and portis head, the get up kids, the new amsterdams and rick james bitch!!!

Movies:

Boondock Saints Pulp Fiction and anything without Paul Walker

Television:

csi las vegas and fresh prince family guy

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

anyone who hates Dave Matthews Band did i mention how much i hate that band rather listen to fran drescher for 8 hours

My Blog

things not to do at warped tour

dont dress up like it is the fucking prom guys dont have on more makeup than half the girls girls if you have a pooch dont have a goddamn tight shirt on stop wearing all fall out boy t shirts dont ke...
Posted by the tyranical teabagger on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 05:54:00 PST

procrastination

well where do i begin i have known for about i dont know i fucking long time that my lease is up in a week so here i am without a new place yet sitting on the goddamn computer fuck myspace f...
Posted by the tyranical teabagger on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:44:00 PST

whats wrong with me

lately i feel as though im growing more distant from all of my friends or people i call friends but actually want anyway i have been drinking more and doing a lot of other stuff only tyler knows about...
Posted by the tyranical teabagger on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:32:00 PST

how to find the right girl for rob by tyler

i just want to name a few things i think are really funny that my best friend has done thank you for the laughs and trying to find me a good girl i know your intentions are for my best interest y...
Posted by the tyranical teabagger on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:53:00 PST

to the most important people in my life besides liz and my parents

this blog is for my sister i love you drunk dancing its awesome i no u cant read this but i love you more than life itself dont ever change by the way if i ever see the boys me and bob fought again th...
Posted by the tyranical teabagger on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:10:00 PST

umm yikes

umm do you know when u have those nights where you get pretty banged up and and do things (bad things) that you dont remember and then people are pissed at you that happened last night umm.. SORR...
Posted by the tyranical teabagger on Wed, 10 May 2006 07:36:00 PST

the fucker in my closet

so umm tyler i want you to know that the guy that was hanging in your closet is now in mine fucking my world up fuck that motherfucker im going to kill him and the hammer that has been hitting me and ...
Posted by the tyranical teabagger on Thu, 04 May 2006 02:21:00 PST

umm

umm i dont know where to begin!! i have been feeling really shitty the last couple of weeks i know i know i bitch a lot sorry. i dont feel like this is very important im just throwing it out there. i ...
Posted by the tyranical teabagger on Tue, 02 May 2006 01:58:00 PST

the last two days

the last two days been throwing up non stop woke up to me choking myself yikes went to a bar were they have 1 miller high life for us to have a 150 dollar tab and only 24 of that was beer bought 2 pac...
Posted by the tyranical teabagger on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:57:00 PST

last week (all week)

Um where do I begin. Tyler and I got rowdy. 1. woke up with blood all over my shirt and underwear 2. sunbathed with girls on roof while drinking jager 3. lost my credit card twice 4. bought tickets to...
Posted by the tyranical teabagger on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:50:00 PST