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Lindsay

Automobiles are not lawn decor.

About Me

I try to act like I am cool but I am not. I love alot of people who'd never know it. I know everything. I am confused. I am moody. I like to talk gross. I do not approve of dirt underneath fingernails, sincere chauvanism or racism, rim jobs, people who act like they don't cut the garganzola every once in awhile, and hair pieces that look like shit. I do not know how to spell toupay. I know for a fact that taxi drivers love it when you ask them if they passed wind. At least in Scotland... p://ak.webfetti.com/assets/layouts/g/excite_315.jpg);backgro und-repeat:repeat;background-attachment:scroll;background-po sition:left top;}table, tr, td {background-color:transparent;}a:link, a:active, a:visited, a.man:link, a.man:active, a.man:visited, a.man font, a.redlink:link, a.redlink:active, a.redlink:visited, a.searchlinksmall:link, a.searchlinksmall:active, a.searchlinksmall:visited {}a:hover, a.man:hover, a.redlink:hover, a.searchlinksmall:hover {}body, div, td, p, .text {}.nametext {}.lightbluetext8, .btext, b, strong {}.orangetext15, .whitetext12, .redtext, .redbtext {}.blacktext10 {}table table table {}table table table td {}.contactTable {width:300px;height:150px;padding:0px;background-repeat:no-r epeat;}.contactTable td {border:0px;background-color:transparent;}.contactTable a img {display:none;}.contactTable a {display:block;height:28px;width:115px;}.contactTable a:link, .contactTable a:active, .contactTable a:visited, .contactTable a:hover {background-color:transparent;}.contactTable .whitetext12 {font-size:0px;}.blacktext12 {background-repeat:no-repeat;font-size:0px;width:435px;heigh t:75px;display:block;}a.text:link, a.text:active, a.text:visited, a.navbar:link, a.navbar:active, a.navbar:visited {}a.text:hover, a.navbar:hover {}body div table tbody tr td table tbody tr td {background-repeat:no-repeat;background-attachment:scroll;ba ckground-position:left top;height:115px;}a:link img {}a:hover img {}

My Interests

Words, music, life and death, my dog. My wonderful, sometimes savior like friends.

I'd like to meet:

William Blake

Music:

Fiona Apple, Deftones, Tori Amos, Cat Power, Cursive, Jeff Buckley, Ani Di Franco, PJ Harvey, Portis head, RADIOHEAD, Bright eyes, The Faint, Azure Ray, The Honorary Title, Tool, The Good Life, Bjork, Beck, Death Cab, The Postal Service, weezer, Mazzy Star, Depeche Mode, The Killers, The Decemberists, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Rilo Kiley, Now It's Overheard, Brand New, Weezer, Sparta, Clinic, Zero 7, Straylight Run, Aqualung, Interpol, Jimmy Eat World, Muse, Pavement, TV on the Radio, Le Tigre, Kings of Leon, Peter Bjorn and Jon, Keane, Maria Taylor, Iron and Wine, Cold War Kids, ........the list grows everyday

Movies:

Stardust was fantastic! And I for one really liked Pan's Labyrinth, ALOT. As much as I like 'ole Harry Potter it was sort of a relief to watch a fantasy movie with a child who acts as a child as opposed to, you know, children with quick problem solving skills, a conscience, and morals that have come to full circle. That said, I am aching for the next Harry Potter flick:)

Television:

Imagine the world without it... what would it be like... better...but my hypocrite ass does get stuck in the tube some times. Actually I'd like to have my tubes tied...

Books:

The Awakening, The Bell Jar, War and Peace, nah just playin bout that last one...honestly it is the 21st century who has the time to read that shite?

Heroes:

the church's lady (note, not church lady, Church's lady, the one who promotes dark meat and shit)

My Blog

my VERY public lavatory story

If I were more easily embarrassed the following events that I am about to unfold, like dirty clothes you thought were clean, would leave you wondering if I would ever be able to potty in public again ...
Posted by Lindsay on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:37:00 PST

blah DOW, bloop, and courtesy flushes

For those of you that do not know, I turned 26 yesterday and although I went on and on about how mature I am now some how I have come out feeling 21 today.  I mean no kidding I had the ...
Posted by Lindsay on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:47:00 PST

hidden places count to three

I've always known that I can't go.  I've always closed my eyes to sleep.      Never actualizing my secret stand. Peace be with silent dreams.  Disrupting subtle, lit...
Posted by Lindsay on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:32:00 PST

Ode to Orville’s Corn

Small little kernels I hear you pop. Unlike the last bag that didn't stop... Not even after it was burnt and the house filled of smoke. (My eyes are burning!  I'm gonna choke!)  The sme...
Posted by Lindsay on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:31:00 PST

Take it where it comes

If it was a dream then I'd be sort of a sicko.  But it wasn't.  Right now Kiki Stallone (for those of you who are not aware it is Jackie's MALE cat) is sleeping on the floor with his legs sp...
Posted by Lindsay on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 03:12:00 PST

I may have cracked a secret code!!!

I really hate single ply toilet paper.  I know what you are thinking:  HATE is a strong word.  I know.  I still hate it.  People claim it lasts longer.  You get more on a...
Posted by Lindsay on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:58:00 PST

Thoughts and Indignation for the Lady by the Man

 Lips in motion keep releasing sounds that I will interpret in my way- in my usual way- in my mistaken way. (I wouldn't if it weren't for barriers and hope...) Forget the sou...
Posted by Lindsay on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:31:00 PST

And now it's time for... the unveiling of one of my irritants

People come up with all these stupid reasons to get a big sloppy one. Kiss me I'm Irish Kiss me I'm sweet Kiss me I'm White Kiss me I'm pretty Kiss me I'm half Native American, quarter Chienese, quart...
Posted by Lindsay on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:32:00 PST

ponderings

What if everyone's name was Carlotta?  even boys.  Would not it have made more sense for skirts and dresses to be traditionally for men?They are the one's that need that  free space, w...
Posted by Lindsay on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 03:38:00 PST

note to red wine consumers

so i've been reeading and drinking red wine. i have drank just enough so that my teeth and gums look like Diane Keaton's do. (Don't let it happen to you!) A smile that's grey is best, I always say... ...
Posted by Lindsay on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:14:00 PST