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Ben

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About Me

Imagine Moby, Cory Feldman, Billy Corgan and Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes in a blender. Whirling around and around. What would that look like? . . . Like me, but all chopped up in a blender.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my archnemesis, on the railroad tracks at midnight, with a bottle of Jameson and a pair of silver revolvers, each with just one bullet. . . . . . . . But I would be holding both of them.

My Blog

how I vanished and what I did while I was invisible

As a few of you may have noticed, I rarely, if ever, have checked my MySpace for a fuckload of time.  Not only that but I have attended next to no parties, birthdays, festivities, drunken binges,...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 22:39:00 GMT

Portland, the Supernatural and Bridge Championships

    So, I was just finishing up my finals when something really amazing happened.  In the rush to get everything done I went for two nights straight without any sleep at all. ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 00:00:00 GMT

My throat is painfully swollen but I am attempting to remain optimistic

The gnocchi party went over well.  If you didn't show up you missed out.  It almost became a disaster, but it turned out delicious.  That pepper sauce gets 'em every time. I'm home sic...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 13:17:00 GMT

electric sparks and warm soft gnocchi

So I'm moving.  I found a shared warehouse to live in.  I was bringing stuff in today, ready to fix up my room.  Fumbling in the dark I screwed a lightbulb into the empty socket.  ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 20:43:00 GMT

poverty and luxury

I'm completely broke now.  I've got nothing.  I eat food from whatever I can sneak from the cupboards or fridge without my housemates getting irritated.  Condiments make life beautiful....
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:21:00 GMT

blind, deaf and tasty

I sold my computer, so I'm not see easy to get a hold of through my space. on the internet.  don't expect me to respond to messages very fast.  If you want to hang out or get a hold of me ca...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 20:55:00 GMT