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You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||| 23%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||| 23%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your Musical Tastes Match: Dale Earnhardt Jr.
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What Celebrity Matches Your Taste in Music?
You Are 52% Sociopath
You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior.
Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse.
Are You A Sociopath?
You Are Spider-Man
Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally).
And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing.
What Superhero Are You?
You Are 40% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
How Abnormal Are You?
Your Hidden Talent
You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!
What's Your Hidden Talent?
You Are 50% Normal
While some of your behavior is quite normal...
Other things you do are downright strange
You've got a little of your freak going on
But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself
How Normal Are You?
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments
While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.
In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!
And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.
Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.
How Sarcastic Are You?
Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Coal
You haven't been *that* naughty this year
Santa is just screwing with you
What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?
You're An Angry Drunk
Ever wake up with sore knuckles and a black eye? Thought so.
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
Your dominant state: performing
What Type of Weather Are You?
You Are Bart Simpson
Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."
Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.
You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet
Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"
The Simpsons Personality Test
You Are Balanced - Realist - Powerful
You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally.
You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go.
Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control.
Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow.
You are a realist when it comes to luck.
You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.
You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...
But you do your best to try to make your own luck.
When it comes to who's in charge, it's you.
Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler.
You don't care much about what others think.
But they better care what you think!
The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 60%
Gluttony: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Greed: 20%
Pride: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Envy: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29%
You'll die of a yet to be discovered STD.
How Sinful Are You?
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Charlie Cumalot
What's Your Porn Star Name?
You Are an Espresso
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic
At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung
You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping
Your caffeine addiction level: high
What Kind of Coffee Are You?
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.
Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
You Are a Rottweiler Puppy
Powerful, smart, and protective.
You're eager to growl at anyone you hate - but you're a big sweetheart inside.
What Breed of Puppy Are You?
Your Personality Is Like Marijuana
You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly.
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Are Olde English
Drinking is more than a hobby for you. It's your favorite drug.
When you drink, you want to get wasted. As quickly and cheaply as possible.
Looking back on your best times drinking... well, you don't remember them at all.
You may be a few brain cells short, but you still can chug a 40!
What's Your Beer Personality?