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About Me And My Sexy Self

Well, you've stumbled onto my page through boredom, necessity, curiosity or sheer luck. I guess I'd better talk about me some.

My name is Adam
I HATE Zombies
I love Family, Life and Florida

I'm an aspiring Comedien
I try to use my super powers for justice, but sometimes I'm a little ham
People find me to be: Handsome, Remarkable, Good Looking, Glamorous, Fantabulous, Amazing, Scandolous, Noteworthy, Extremely Manly 500, and Mangy.
I try not to brag about myself, but for some reason everything about me is kickass! Its a gift/curse?
I have buns of steel
They deflect bullets and other harmful UFO's.
I took tap-dancing lessons when I was younger, so I was a natural at kickboxing.
Sometimes if I don't like what time it is, I will change my computer and wall clock to make myself feel better
I ALWAYS keep a picture of myself handy. I never know when I need to show someone how handsome I am.
I do work for the government as an assassin. I'm not supposed to tell anyone, but I figured if I put it on myspace.com no one would believe me.
I do have a real ninja sword that makes sound effects when you swing it ((F.Y.I. It came with the batteries)). But I always keep it on off, so theres no potential danger....but that doesn't mean you can go rummaging through my closet like a total lard ass.
A cougar does in fact live in my closet to keep lard asseses out

This is an actual image of me walking out of the bathroom

I do have a real sister in real life named Amber who I've met before. Shes very cool like this picture of me pointing at bushes

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If you would like to chat her up, look for her name in my Alliance tab.
When I'm not playing for the Miami Dolphins I'm enjoying burnt marshmellows.
I can kick like a ninja, and sniff around like a dog
I can command my nostrils to flare. Which makes me look powerful
I also have a part time hobby of playing videogames.
If you've read this much into my profile and haven't added me yet, then you are very uncool. You should redeem yourself and add me right now non-sexy profile reader of nosyness!
I hate Bumbo Bee's.

Things I enjoy: Florida, Music, Movies, Comedy, Video Games, The Haunted Mansion, Dancing when no one is looking, hiking to Mt. Everest, wrestling with the Yetti at Mt. Everest, etc.

Things I don't enjoy: Zombies, the presence of Bumbo Bee's, Socializing with people who have no teeth, being in S.C., speaking of being I hate beans.

Music: Gorillaz, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, T-Rex, Ac/Dc, The Killers, Avenged Sevenfold, Guns n Roses, Homie Hump Hump, Jay-z, My Chemical Romance, Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Yellowcard, Godsmack, Queens of the Stone age, Billy Idol, The Rolling Stones, The Rolling Stones with Mick Jagger, Alice Cooper, ummm....Metallica. Kasabian, Iggy Pop, HIM, Faith no more, Run DMC, Kanye West, Adam and the Ants, The Cure, 30 Seconds to Mars, Beastie Boys, David Bowie, Audioslave, Hinder, Nine Inch Nails, The Used, Sugarcult, The Blackeyed Peas, U2, Greenday, Muse, Weezer, Elvis, GooGoo Dolls, Maroon 5, Papa Roach, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Jesus and the yeah yeah's, homie hump-hump, that's good.

That video was hot. Anywho, lets continue!

Surfing is very cool to me. I am going to make myself learn how to surf. I have been swimming in the danger shark zone in Daytona beach. And let me tell you my friends: When you are this handsome, sharks will not mistake you for a seal. They known that seals are just not made this scandalous.

If some crazy ass fortune teller told me If I picked up surfing I would get bit by a shark. It still would not stop me. And I would probably get famous for surfing with a suit of armor on.

If you've read my "Things I enjoy" then you're probably wondering why I put the Haunted Mansion up there. And so to answer your questions, this is why: I really enjoy the park Disney World. And if I had to pick a favorite thing about Disney World it would be The Haunted Mansion. The Haunted Mansion is a hot spot. Its where all the cool kids are at. I've chatted up a many of babes there. That song they play on the ride is also pretty sweet. Sometimes I get a little spooked by that thing that pops up from behind that headstone, but hey! whats life without a little excitement. The movie based on The Haunted Mansion was ok, but I'm probably not gonna take it out of the fireplace, so don't ask me to.

I also wear a fake beard sometimes as a gag. Most people get it and there are some who don't. If you don't get it, thats fine. Some people are just cursed to never have a sense of humor. I mainly wear it to mess with people I don't know and get a good laugh. =D

I like to jog. I'll admit it...I'm a jogger! There are times when I just jog my ass off. Usually when I'm jogging down the road and a car drives up behind me, I do not move. If they hit me, I will hit them back with a lawsuit. If they try to drive past me, I immediately see it as a challenge and try to run faster than their car as they drive around me. I usually fail in keeping up, but I still win the battle in Fashion statements for I usually jog in hot pink sweatpants. lol just kidding.

Hey wow, you've read a lot of my profile. I hope I've made you laugh at least once. And I certainly hope you didn't just scroll down to the bottom of my profile and start reading here. That would be quite the harazz-matazz! But now if you're the type of person who just likes to look at the pictures, than thats ok. I do that to you too. =)

Holy bajesus! How rude of me to make you read this far without another picture! Please, allow me.

Most Of This Fountain Is Blocked Out By My Body...but I know you wouldn't want it any other way. hah!

There ya go, hope that quenched your thirst for a few more paragraphs.

Real Man Man Stuff

My name is still Adam
I'm seventeen years old
I'm single sexysexysexy
I'm 5'11 and still growing w00t
I'm straight
I'm not a smoker
I'm not a drinker
And I definitely will not touch drugz x_x
My favorite animal would have to be a fox.
Out of all the seasons I would have to say fall is the best! Never too hot and never too cold.
I make funny videos so I can enjoy the laughter of those around me.
My favorite color is blue
I was taught to dance by a wizard
I can booty hop to the Nightmare Before Christmas Song
I can speak a little jive...turkey!
I have a bedazzler and I can bedazzle the shit out of anything and make it look bitchin'

Be careful and don't do anything slutty

He's gonna be pissed that someone was down here, so you better leave. I'll see ya around! =)

THE END

This is the bottom of my profile. If you read it all then you have my thanks. I hope it amused you even in the very least way. Now go hit me up with some hot ass comments! Or go check out my photo albums..or go see whos on my friends list and if we have any mutual friends...or how about my videos...well.....? COME ON! Just don't sit down here reading this. Get going! Jesus Lumberjack Christ! Has my song not ended yet!? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?!

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