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About Me

Lately my friends have been posting entries about the difference between men and women. Most of them come to two conclusions: 1) women don’t know what they want or 2) they want too much. So I thought I’d break it down for guys…In the process of finding her true love every single and dating woman has at least three men in her life: the one 1) she loves 2) that has money 3) she has great sex with (the booty call) and 4) the friend. Some have more depending on the complexity of her personality but for most the general rule is no more than 4 and no less than 3. From experience, 3.5 is always good.Here it goes:The one she loves: This is the man she loves and she would be happy with him except for a few minor but bothersome items that hold her back from committing completely. These items can be as simple as his height to the way he walks. It's something she can compromise but only until she! meets "the one". If she never meets the one she could settle for this guy.The one that has money: This is the man she loves to be around not because he gives her money or that she’s a gold digger but rather because of his stability. He gives her a peace of mind and allows her to focus on enjoying life. However there’s a big problem she doesn’t love him nor does she see herself with him. It would be too much of a compromise plus, she doesn’t want to be seen with him. Most of the time the sex is possibly lacking.The booty call: This is the man that makes her drool in her sleep but there’s no future because they never leave the house.The friend: This man should never be confused with The booty call in the sense that when women say, he's just a friend, they really mean 1. he's my fuck friend or 2. he's someone I used to know and now I-find-him-repulsive-or-he-was-just-a-'layover'-to-the-next- thing-but-I-don't-want. The friend is their best girlfriend and favorite homosexual, rolled into one--but he's totally hetero. He's the guy she would fuck in a New York minute but he's just too ... great ... too much of a good person to do any harm to .. the one who is a keeper so they keep him -- as a friend. True, totally platonic friends. Addition by 100% American GirlWhat's the best guy to be? I'm not sure but if you could extract the best best qualities of a gay man and straight man and you'd produce a fine specimen. Unfortunately, they can't breed!"You've got to live every moment as though it was your last."

My Interests

BEFORE

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that is mature and open minded. Not afraid to learn..try new things..adventure seeker among other things. Non superficial..down to earth and dont mind getting dirty. haha....oh and of course a great sense of Humour.

Music:

AFTER

Books:

The Art of War by Sun Tzu. A book of Five Rings written by Mayamoto Musashi.

My Blog

It is better to be alone than in the wrong company

..> It Is Better To Be Alone, Than In The Wrong CompanyTell me who your best friends are, and I will tell you who you are. Ifyou run with wolves, you will learn how to howl. But, if you associatewi...
Posted by Ninja Juice~ on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:38:00 PST

Minor betrayals

I read this and it was so thought provoking. "You don't have to tell your wife the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God. No marriageno civil union, no domestic partnersh...
Posted by Ninja Juice~ on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:32:00 PST

Interesting Read.....

SUCESS IN THE CITYMind, Body & Soul 01.07.06Don TolmanYou can learn to lay down the weapons of war and walk away from the fight against disease .. learn to embrace the 7 principles of health and d...
Posted by Ninja Juice~ on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:42:00 PST

Changes

Remember the first time, the beginning of this episode of your love life? Remember how you used to talk all night till dawn not caring in the world if you can make it to school or work the next mornin...
Posted by Ninja Juice~ on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:44:00 PST

Fighter or a Lover?

  Will a man consider to be weak if he won't fight for you? Will his love be weighed out because he won't step up onto the plate and claim his woman while she is getting hit on by a guy in the ba...
Posted by Ninja Juice~ on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:04:00 PST

Oprah writes about men.

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from hea...
Posted by Ninja Juice~ on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:53:00 PST

Cunnilingus tips - from the source (women)

Okay, here are your cunnilingus tips, boys... Whatever you do, DO NOT use your teeth! Take them out if you have to. Also, try to keep the saliva down to a minimum. Been There Good advice, BT. N...
Posted by Ninja Juice~ on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:21:00 PST

Its always nice to be reminded,....

Here is just some advice to those of you in a whirl. I think a lot of us have been there before so if not now take it for the future.~If your relationship's moving at light speed how do you know if it...
Posted by Ninja Juice~ on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:16:00 PST

Fool for love?

Read this on a friends page. There's more but these are the only 2 I liked and here you go. Fool-for-love move #3: Falling for someone who's taken.How to fix it: "Spoken-for people can be very attract...
Posted by Ninja Juice~ on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 07:33:00 PST

10 WAYS TO MARRY THE WRONG PERSON

TEN WAYS TO MARRY THE WRONG PERSON A great friend of mine emailed this to me so I thought I'd share. Thanks Mitchelle!! By, Rabbi Dov Heller, M.A.With the divorce rate over 50%, too many are apparentl...
Posted by Ninja Juice~ on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:59:00 PST